Happy ‘Merica Day

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

My sense of humor is so destroyed that I said “Hee Yaw” and laughed out loud.

I hate myself.

Anne: I’m not sure that I had faith in religion before I had a double decker taco. Like, that can’t of been an accident, it was made by god.

An actual thing said by my teacher

Also yes, I’m aware she was religious, I just think she’d like Taco Bell.

Important add on:

It was specifically Kitty who dared her to drink it.

@gremlinpower

Important headcanon:

One time the girls dared Anne to chug pickle juice and she lowkey liked it. Like, it didn't phase her at all.

Cathy, making a video at 3 am: We've all heard the expression "shit or get off the pot," but what if there was a third option? Hi, and welcome to a very weird seminar.

I turned on dark mode.

It's like a whole new world. I don't know how to feel about it.

Katherine: Today I learned that only 20 people have been beheaded in the Tower of London in this century

Anne: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day

Parr, holding up a sign which says “www.sacrificeatourist.com.uk”: Please. Any amount will help us get to our goal

Jane, concerned: What the fuck?

Aragon, mad at Anne: That is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of qkkdbsjaldjbxb!

Catherine of Aragon: *dancing along* Slow down, grab your bible, pray like your tryin’ to make your soul revival. Praise the lord, praise the lord.

Katherine Howard: I love how people are telling me I’m like 2... 9... I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.