In Celebration Of The Glorious New Part Of The Polygon Cyberpunk Series, Heres The Lady That Holds All

burger taking blurryish video of dasha trying to cook and miserably failing (bonus if the smoke alarm goes off) with the ratatouille music in the background

lately i’ve been thinking about the cybergang having a shared tik tok account and it’s just the best thing to think about when i’m sad

expectations of having a nsfw chat: conversations that are, you know, nsfw

reality:

thanks for the eye opening conversation about cargo, @eroticlizardfiction @mothmason @lesbian-sailor @honeyfungus @victoriantrashjohn @sheriff-of-polygon​

Hello! In doing my duty to the Altogether community, I have converted the song Sophie to 8d audio. I hope you enjoy, and make sure to check out the Altogether on spotify/youtube!

name a more iconic duo

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

guess im fuckin deciding to burn everything i’ve ever tried to cook huh

"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."

— Paulo Coelho

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

thinkin about forever endeavor and about how it’s about letting your family grow up and find a new family an accepting that family as your own, and about how even if you don’t know someone well and it’s kind of weird to share space with them you have one thing in common and it’s how much you love your mutual family member/ best friend/ romantic partner and you know you can love them just as much because of how much you love your family

HOW TO USE YOUR EXTENSIVE LOVE OF THE ALTOGETHER TO SLEEP

i’m serious! so i suffer from ptsd and as a result get some pretty fun and funky fresh nightmares. i frequently have trouble falling asleep because i’m busy remembering last night’s Fucked Up Shit or wondering what new Fucked Up Shit my brain’s gonna give me tonight. i’m not saying this has cured me- my nightmares still exist, trust me- but it’s made it a lot easier to sleep

step 1. getchurself the entire silo album. it’s on spotify, apple play, and bandcamp! grab it real quick. make sure it’s not on shuffle. u got it? good

step 2. at your desired time play the album starting from decatur street. don’t worry if you’re not sleepy yet or if you’re restless.

step 3. use the first 3 songs to get grounded. pull the blanket over your shoulder so you don’t get cold. take a deep breath. get your cat to stop turning your desk chair into a fillet. remember that you forgot your retainer. if you’ve settled in and brown of gold isn’t over, focus on the background of the songs- jonah and brian and sierra are masterminds with layering. have you noticed the tambourine in ladybug yet? no? notice it.

step 4. use the next 6 songs to sleep. they’re quieter and calmer, and still have enough background that if your brain runs off with something, you can redirect your attention to focusing on every note in the alto line from follow through or the bassline in bigger sky. count along with the stupid slow 3/4 time in 10/31. if your brain works best with a goal (like mine does,) try to be asleep by the end of “must be a dream.” it helps me to convince myself to stay still and keep my eyes shut that way.

step 5. and hey, if you aren’t asleep by track 10, you’ll probably end up crying yourself to sleep with see the day anyway, so there’s always that! i’ve personally never made it that far and it’s been a week or so.

anyway the only downside of this i’ve found is that i’ve very quickly familiarized myself with tracks 1-7 while i still dont know all the words to newton’s first? but thats like. minor stuff. i have it on good authority this works with anxiety-related insomnia too (and maybe with regular insomnia? i dunno! go find out)

now good night, everyone, and i hope this helps!

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