Cyberpunk Red - Blog Posts

if i may be so bold as to add commentary outside of tags-

vang0’s sweater was supposed to feature him holding up his hand symbol. it closer resembles... a fleshy blob with a mustache, but if anyone asks him, it’s “modern art. you-you wouldn’t understand” and accompanied almost every time by a scoff.

dasha’s was, in theory, going to be her pistols. instead it just has a big square of yellow yarn in the middle. she tells burger it looks just like them, and awkwardly slots them together to form a vaguely rectangular shape. he’s thrilled by this.

(they team up to make him a sweater; dasha acquires the supplies and vang0 learns to knit in order to make it. it is an equally unrecognizable mismash of colors that they explain sheepishly was supposed to be-

“a burger!” burger chainz exclaims, and hugs it tight to his chest. to this day dasha still has no fucking clue how he managed to figure it out.)

lately I have been thinking of a bunch of different characters crocheting because haha I do that

and now I am thinking about Burger Chainz making Dasha and Vang0 sweaters that look... kinda bad

but they both wear them anyways because Burger made them so they have to and they can’t let BURGER know they’re not actually that good, it’ll make him sad

The Polygon Cyberpunk Red Discord server you’ve been waiting for is finally here !!!

you heard that right bitch!!!!!! the server is freshly made and might still be under construction so it’s not perfect, but join us in the pcpr discord server!!! 

join us here or don’t if you want it’s your choice

made by me and @peach-p0t

are you looking for fresh new content? do you want to watch something fun and silly but also very cool and well-put together? do you relate to people that are just huge fucking dumbasses all the time?

then look no further than polygon’s cyberpunk red ttrpg series! it is so so good n’ entertaining, the characters are wonderful and the dm’ing is so clever, and if you give it views they might do more of it!! 

oh to be a high int low wis streamer man with my himbo bf and smooth talking bff and we all take turns keeping each others dumbass plans in line

first burger putting his personal phone number on the internet, now vang0 putting the details of how to rob a warehouse on jumptrash. i cant wait for dasha to put her credit card number and the three funky numbers on the back on her cyber instagram page

burger taking blurryish video of dasha trying to cook and miserably failing (bonus if the smoke alarm goes off) with the ratatouille music in the background

lately i’ve been thinking about the cybergang having a shared tik tok account and it’s just the best thing to think about when i’m sad

The fact that vang0 bang0 has to try to imitate burger chainz because it's his only example to be friendly and easily gain people's trust is absolutely adorable.

Ok but can we talk about the character interactions in the 3rd part of cyberpunk the ring box. Burger and Vang0 having a Burger Vang0 moment. Brian saying that Vang0 trusts Dasha. Dasha patting Burger’s knee to calm him down. Them getting up from the couch. Dasha suggesting they go to the beach. It was all so fun!! I hope they do more I need it

I love Burger™

someone commented that the image of vang0’s crisis on the highway would make a good poster.

i agreed.

(2 hours, ibispaint x, my iphone and a finger.)

hello fellow polygon pals! i wanted to make this into a more coherent post than my regular shitpost abt wanting As Much Cyberpunk Red Gameplay As Possible from our beloved cyberpunk gang.

here is what we know:

alas, saturday will be the final episode of ring box. that being said, it’s been lovely freaking out w/ u all abt this wacky little campaign. jenna is truly an icon

however, as with most youtube series of this nature, there is potential for continuation,

but it’s completely dependent on the views that ring box receives:

as jenna said in her replies on twitter, the best thing to do is to tell your pals about it, if you think they’d be interested! or potentially if you’re into polygon and haven’t gotten around to watching it yet, perhaps now is the time!

i’m not sure how the nuances of view counting works, but it also makes great background noise. i like to have something familiar playing, be it a video, a TV show, music, etc. playing while i’m working on my computer, and i’ve passively watched/listened to ring box a few times since the release of the first episode. i’d highly recommend!

additionally, a good secondary thing to do would be to voice your love for it on social media, to everyone involved, and also to polygon. that way, even if there doesn’t end up being a continuation, the gang (+ clayton, the editor sent right from the gods themselves) will know that it’s treasured among those who have seen it, and that we really appreciate all their hard work.

ok that’s all! have a nice day friends!! 💖💖

straight friend groups: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups: *amnesiac twitch streamer* *farmboy with a cool van* *winona ryder super fan* *keanu reeves' ghost*

polygon, what does soon mean. what do you mean by soon, polygon

Someone asked for the rest of the crew and in honor of new episode soon, here is my favorite himbo in the entire world

a celebratory art

Anyone speculating on what Ring Box means or are we all just collectively too tired to mess with it?

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I text my friends about Polygon an awful lot.

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade

I finally watched the cyberpunk episode and I had to doodle at least one of them

Get a tgirl to talk about all the ttrpgs she wants to run and look into, and how much she knows about the lore and feel. DO NOT ask her about the rules, she will get flustered if she doesn’t know the rules.