The Best Way To Spend Your Day Off. [x]

why are videos that my phone make about bdg so much funnier than i will ever be

Someone posted a segment from this video recently and it reminded me that Clayton explaining the plot of the Bee Movie to Pat is the funniest thing I have ever seen 

"What would fine clothes be in modern times? Gucci????"

- The Fighter of my party, upon finding a set of fine clothes

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade

Posting this because I don’t think most of you know it exists

wait for it. it’ll take a couple minutes. but i promise it’s worth it

(inspiration: https://paperandpencilsandskips.tumblr.com/post/179991769519/this-has-no-right-to-slap-as-hard-as-it-should and woodpeltneko’s comment on youtube)

Emelina, Right or Wrong really has everything you need in a song, fun verse, funky little jukebox soundin’ interlude, a chorus that doesn’t match the tone of the verses at all but somehow works completely, incredible harmonies, tambourine I think

Clean Slated State but it’s playing through a radio on a rainy day while you’re sat on a porch.

Heavily inspired by this youtube vid which was made first,,, I just wanted a try at it and realised a little too late

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.

lol sorry ive been awol for like a zillion months folks ive got like school n shit. this will be your only apology