Brian: Jenna can't talk and she shouldn't be motioning. She should be as cool as possible
Jenna:
jenna naming the arc "the ring box" was just... the power that has,, the levels of meaning... *chefs kiss*
Magnus: Trans people can do anything!
Lup: I’M GONNA DO ARSON!
Magnus: Trans people can do arson.
Lucretia: Trans people can, but shouldn’t do arson. It’s rude.
Magnus: Trans people can, and should do arson.
OKAY GUYS this thought just popped into my head…. Brown of Gold is the sequel to Emelina, Right or Wrong
feel like pure shit just want to wake up tomorrow morning with eyelids of lead have someone pull up the blankets to cover my head and think i might be dreaming or i might be dead but my heaven is fl
the trumpet solo in the new version of ladybug breathe if you agree
in celebration of the glorious new part of the polygon cyberpunk series, heres the lady that holds all of their brain cells
if this becomes my brand im blaming @gillandgillbert
no thoughts head silo
"I would regrettably eat the chicken balloon."
Brian David Gilbert, July 13, 2020
pat hill
(i blame @funkybeyondbelief for this bullshittery)
Please explain to me how a podcast whose main three characters are called “tres horny boys” can make me cry on regular
still thinking about that post i saw from before i was into polygon that was about jenna having big aunt energy in this one pic of her and i didnt know who she was but i was like yeah. yeah. thats my new aunt right there
please just watch the Codenames video it’s so good but also halfway through Simone whips out a hand fan like she’s a Southern belle and it’s the most on brand shit I’ve ever seen i love her
“are astronauts….human?” SIMONE????????
work of fiction about the end of the world and how everyones deepest fears will destroy them and you all are posting about a thotty kayaking guy and making the equivalent of rickrolls. realplay rpg campaign with a literal guy named burger and you are all writing 100k words about what if they were kidnapped and tortured and what if they all had amnesia and they are all evil secretly. God bless you all
it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this
sometimes i wake up on a bright thursday morning and think about how clint mcelroy, international radio father, coined ‘taakitz’ the moment shipping was discussed in taz canon. And part of me wonders if clint’s understanding of justin’s love for the macabre informed how much he knew kravitz was supremely taako’s type
pat in a suit. that’s it. send tweet.
there's something really hot about only being able to see half of pat's face, just his lips and jawline. reminds me of another photo he took of himself where he's in the dressing room trying out that denim jacket outfit
I become physically weak when I think about the man's jawline.
His mouth/chin/jaw/beard/mustache all combine to make like the handsomest man alive. Pat has weird, haunted, tired-looking eyes, which are beautiful, but are less classically handsome than the lower part of his face. It works for him so much.
john hunger: soon, merle, you shall call us ascendant
merle:
[ID: blathers, an owl from animal crossing, says "Feel free to call it what you like. I will simply call it DISGUSTING."]
idk what shit-eating truscum needs to hear this, but your rhetoric directly harms people with culturally-specific genders. i’m native and two-spirit, that label describes my gender and my attraction. i use they/them pronouns and your “nonbinaries and cringey stargender trenders aren’t valid” bullshit is getting old. our languages were demonized and erased, our gender and attraction labels along with them. my experiences with dysphoria exist because of colonialist ideas of gender. we have been forced into arbitrary ‘male’ and ‘female’ categories by colonizers for centuries and truscum rhetoric perpetuates racist colonialist violence against natives.
your experiences are not universal, you’re not forwarding justice for trans people, and you’re definitely not an ally to natives or other people of color. you’re just a fucking colonizer.
if pat got a tumblr the world would end
A few of my favorite Pat pics for y'all, in case you needed them.
when pat laughs so hard he starts coughing rb if u agree