Weird Things Heard At Work Pt. 1
Weird things heard at work pt. 1
"I am now the laundry detergent king."
"The celery case might have been dropped a few times."
*Upon seeing a large stack of boxes* "This looks slightly unsafe."
"That is the highest pile of celery I have ever seen."
"So this might have been sitting in the back for over a year..." *Pours out steaming, liquid mold from a bucket into organics bin*
"A customer said there's a garbage bag being attacked by crows in the parking lot?"
"Take a broom, it might be dangerous."
"Oh no! The popcorn!"
And finally:
"If it looks like dogshit, just throw it out. No one will miss it."
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