I Was Scrolling Down And Saw This. One Of The Few Times I Was Funny

Sometimes you have Genshin and too much time

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Bakugou: What are you doing dunce?

Kaminari, happily: Eating a poptart

Mina, stealing his poptart: No longer!

Kaminari, now full of fury: Return my poptart or face my wrath.

Mina: Alright, returning the poptart.

The Bakusquad sharing a house

Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.

Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.

Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.

Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.

Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.

Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.

Kaminari, teasing Sero: Rat man. Evil little goblin boyfriend.

Kirishima: Noo!!! Not how you treat your boyfriend!!!

Sero: Nasty little boy.

Kirishima: Nooooooo!!!

*Laughs in penguin*

At every household in the world, at the very same time, penguins appeared. Mostly harmless. But everyone who talked about it disappeared. We learned after the newscasters disappeared, and then the friend who mentioned it first, then everyone who posted it on FB. It’s beside me as I wri-

The people (my mother) hate me for my weird cat-like ways of showing affection and the crimes against humanity

Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.

Sero: What was that middle one?

Iida: It makes me seem responsible.

Mina: Duolingo sent me a message saying it would stop emailing me since I wasn’t practicing

Bakugou: It wasn't enough to disappoint your parent, now you have to disappoint Duolingo?

I have collected 59.5 genders. Help me add more.