a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion
orv drawns
ALHAMDULILAH THAT PAPER 1 WASNT BAD AND PAPER 2 SECTION B AND C ARENT HARD. BAH A IS EH BUT MANAGEABLE
Guys I am just going to dissect myself after biology tomorrow
(Biology please be nice)
for his 10.10 birthday lololol
i'm back btw, i changed my phone so tumblr was deleted and i forgot about reinstall it until now
boringdinosaur
Things I'm certain have happened during patrol in Gotham City...
Tim forgetting to mute his commlink while swinging through a Starbucks drive thru.
Bruce brooding on a gargoyle while Jason and Dick start loudly sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better' across the rooftops behind him.
The neverending game of Rooftop Tag that Dick started when he was 10 and has continued since.
All the batkids getting distracted by the K9 units at crime scenes.
Jason screaming "Yeet!" while throwing Tim or Damian off a rooftop. Dick has tried yelling at him that that is not how we treat little brothers.
One of the batkids will start singing 🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, no don't be suspicious 🎶 to see how many will join in. It's usually two or more.
Bruce hearing an explosion and automatically assuming it was Jason and Jay yelling over the comms, "I'm not even on that side of town!"
Damian getting distracted by a litter of alley cats and demanding Bruce help him take them to Selina before they return home.
It's not uncommon to hear "Do it for the vine!" yelled from Gotham's skyline. After so many times, Bruce had to ask Tim what Vine was.
Duke thinking this Bat gig was going to be super serious only to end up really confused when he hears Dick and Jason arguing over the comms whether or not tacos are better than chimichangas, both yelling at him when he gets too scared to weigh in on the opinion.
During a stakeout: Bruce always demands silence over the comms but it's been a long night and they're all hungry and tired. Steph asking, "Anyone up for pancakes after this, raise your hand." And after a few seconds, "Okay, Oracle, how many of us want pancakes?" And Oracle quietly says, "Everyone except Bruce. He wants omelets."
The neverending game of tag having to be given extra rules after Damian found out Dick was getting help from Oracle and called him out, "Extra eyes is cheating, Grayson!"
Jason handing out lollipops to the street kids down on Crime Alley.
Bruce threatening to bench Dick after Jason dared him to do a backflip off the top of Wayne Tower even though "I could have totally landed that, B!"
All the batkids racing across the rooftops screaming "Parkour!" to see who could do the most outrageous stunt. So far Cass has remained the winner each time.
Hide and Seek where Bruce is unknowingly the seeker. First one spotted has to buy breakfast.
Tim and Jason keeping a running score of who takes out the most baddies and arguing over who won because, "It doesn't count if they faint in fear, Red!"
Bruce sighing and wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to become a parent.
levi: how do i make a date more romantic?
erwin: try being more mysterious.
[later that day]
hange: where are we going?
levi: none of your fucking business.
@apokoshit yea, no
remember that time in the Injustice movie when Batman broke into the actual White House to yell at the President of the United States for kidnapping Clark’s parents?
this was funnier when i was trying to fall asleep last night
Dungeon Meshi Ending - 'Party!!' Drawings
[Part 1/2]
get someone who will resurrect you from the dead using the meat of the dragon that ate you
I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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