This Was Funnier When I Was Trying To Fall Asleep Last Night

armin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

eren, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and looking after the kids

mikasa: what are you guys doing?

armin: we're playing systemic oppression

yeah

It's funny to see people (even miss lam) assume that I will come tomorrow because of how uncommon it is for me to skip school. Sorry peeps, ajk chem needs a break too

@thrilleddragon I have taken the chem trial paper from ms lam just now!!!!🥺

You’ll never guess who I’m thinking about rn

Bonus:

I just killed a baby cockroach. I’ve never felt this powerful before in my life.

I watched it for the first time a few hours ago and I do not exaggerate when I say that it is a masterpiece.

I apologize in advance for the person I will become after addmath paper

princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital's newest hires (circa 1995)

Ed: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ling: *kneels*

Winry: *bends knees*

Alphonse: *crouches*

Ed: I fucking hate you all

Dick: favorite horror movie?

Stephanie: it

Jason: saw

Duke: annabelle

Tim: high school musical. After watching i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics