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Dick: favorite horror movie?

Stephanie: it

Jason: saw

Duke: annabelle

Tim: high school musical. After watching i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[DC] maybe putting the four of them in a room together would be too chaotic…

[DC] this vine but it’s Tim and Damian

Tim: Ooh! More work!

Tim: I know that sounded sarcastic, but-

Bruce: Nobody thought that.

Dick: Not for a moment.

Dick: If you could describe your life in 5 words, what would they be? Mine would be; Hiding my pain behind humor.

Bruce: Should've stopped at two kids.

Damian: The Wayne and Batman legacy.

Jason: Shoot first ask questions later.

Steph: Fake it to make it!

Cass: Kick ass. Love family. Dance.

Duke: No clue what I'm doing.

Dick: What about you Tim?

Tim: *exhausted and drinking straight from the coffee pot with tired eyes*

Tim: ...probably won't live past twenty.

Everyone: TIM!

Things I'm certain have happened during patrol in Gotham City...

Tim forgetting to mute his commlink while swinging through a Starbucks drive thru.

Bruce brooding on a gargoyle while Jason and Dick start loudly sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better' across the rooftops behind him.

The neverending game of Rooftop Tag that Dick started when he was 10 and has continued since.

All the batkids getting distracted by the K9 units at crime scenes.

Jason screaming "Yeet!" while throwing Tim or Damian off a rooftop. Dick has tried yelling at him that that is not how we treat little brothers.

One of the batkids will start singing 🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, no don't be suspicious 🎶 to see how many will join in. It's usually two or more.

Bruce hearing an explosion and automatically assuming it was Jason and Jay yelling over the comms, "I'm not even on that side of town!"

Damian getting distracted by a litter of alley cats and demanding Bruce help him take them to Selina before they return home.

It's not uncommon to hear "Do it for the vine!" yelled from Gotham's skyline. After so many times, Bruce had to ask Tim what Vine was.

Duke thinking this Bat gig was going to be super serious only to end up really confused when he hears Dick and Jason arguing over the comms whether or not tacos are better than chimichangas, both yelling at him when he gets too scared to weigh in on the opinion.

During a stakeout: Bruce always demands silence over the comms but it's been a long night and they're all hungry and tired. Steph asking, "Anyone up for pancakes after this, raise your hand." And after a few seconds, "Okay, Oracle, how many of us want pancakes?" And Oracle quietly says, "Everyone except Bruce. He wants omelets."

The neverending game of tag having to be given extra rules after Damian found out Dick was getting help from Oracle and called him out, "Extra eyes is cheating, Grayson!"

Jason handing out lollipops to the street kids down on Crime Alley.

Bruce threatening to bench Dick after Jason dared him to do a backflip off the top of Wayne Tower even though "I could have totally landed that, B!"

All the batkids racing across the rooftops screaming "Parkour!" to see who could do the most outrageous stunt. So far Cass has remained the winner each time.

Hide and Seek where Bruce is unknowingly the seeker. First one spotted has to buy breakfast.

Tim and Jason keeping a running score of who takes out the most baddies and arguing over who won because, "It doesn't count if they faint in fear, Red!"

Bruce sighing and wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to become a parent.

Stephanie, looking up at Jason on the roof: Oh my God. Is that the Red Hood?

Tim: Dude, he looks terrifying.

Dick: I heard that he took down an entire gang with a plastic spork.

Damian: I wonder if he is the one behind the current crime spree.

[ meanwhile ]

Jason on the roof, drinking tea and reading Macbeth: Where the fuck did that pigeon go?

Dick Grayson: I guess it's true that coffee stunts growth.

Tim Drake, finishing his eighth cup of coffee: Shut the fuck up.

Jason: Hey demon

Damian, watching anime: What.

Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.

Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.

Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?

Damian: Of course.

Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.

Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?

Jason: what

Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.

Jason: …Macbeth.

Damian, smirking:

Jason:…

Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Jason: …

Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*

Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.

—

Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?

Jason: *goes to the family dinner

Still Jason: *refuses to sit in the same table with everyone

I saw this on tiktok and I-

Credit to Keegan.bakos on tiktok

Ed: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ling: *kneels*

Winry: *bends knees*

Alphonse: *crouches*

Ed: I fucking hate you all

Ed: Here you are, Dad. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Roy: Oh, it’s cold.

Ed: Nice cup of coffee.

Roy: It’s horrible!

Ed: Cup of coffee.

Roy: I’m not even sure it is coffee.

Ed: Cup.

Roy, sweating: So, uh, I wanted to ask you-

Riza: Oh FINALLY, you’re proposing!

Roy: What- how did you know?!

Riza: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Roy:

Riza: I even had to pick it up once.

Ed: The glass is half empty.  Al:  I think the glass is half full. Ed: I think you’re full of shit.

Roy: Do you want to know how I actually spend my free time?

Ed: Yes.

Roy: I hoola hoop. I attend a class for both fitness and fun.

Ed: Oh my god.

Roy: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Ed: Why are you telling me this?

Roy: Because no one would ever believe you.

Ed: You sick son of a bitch.

levi: how do i make a date more romantic?

erwin: try being more mysterious.

[later that day]

hange: where are we going?

levi: none of your fucking business.

Hanji: So, we have to get through this door somehow. Erwin, give me your credit card.

Erwin: Okay.

Hanji: Cool. Levi, kick down the door.

armin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

eren, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and looking after the kids

mikasa: what are you guys doing?

armin: we're playing systemic oppression

Erwin: what’s a thot?

Hange: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner table*

Levi: here’s the salt, erwin

Erwin: thanks levi, you’re such a thot!

Levi: *spits out tea*

Hange: *hysterical laughter*

The sketchbook

A friend send me a fancomic of this and i died, i needed to redraw it but in color

(The original idea is not mine)

Crossover support group for subordinates in distress.

actors au from ages ago i gave up on finishing but the other blue social media seemed to like these so im throwing them here too

“we won.”

Like every tv show I’m obsessed with, SNK also had to go through my personal rite of passage and be crossed over with Fullmetal Alchemist.

I don’t know what to say about this. I laughed for 20 minutes at Mike.