I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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Veterans
i’ve been left speechless and stressed out every week after watching the anime so here let’s have a Levihan in junior high:)
(based on this post on twitter)
I. Bicker
II. Accident
"Why can't you be careful?" "Stop doing that again." "Hey, are you listening?"
III. Luck
"Be careful."
"You too."
IV. Worry
"Be safe, alright?"
"I can take care of myself."
V. See you "Devote your heart."
VI. Farewell
this is how it goes for each game right-
VIII. JUSTICE
ive uploaded this video 50 million fucking times
- you! you and whatever it is you’re holding are staying on THAT side of the room where there’s no one you can kill
- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual
- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them are… good people
- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine onto… something, and this is hypothetical, then how would you hypothetically remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical
- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing
- student: this isn’t dissolving, i think i’m going to try aqua regia three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!
- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind
- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, it’s like you’re drinking it or something students: *nervous glances*
- you’re sharing your workspace with him? …do you have life insurance?
- student: so how close do you think Professor […] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?
- professor: so let’s say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclear bombs…
Canines are adorable so I draw them
Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.
(since y’all liked the first one so much)
- professor: if you eat with a beryllium spoon you will, unfortunately, die
- same professor, later: and if you can’t tell these two compounds apart on the final, i will personally offer you a beryllium spoon with your next meal
- professor: this compound is highly toxic and explosive, so you will not be working with it in your first two years of education. student: so we’re cool to die after sophomore year?
- professor: sodium nitrite is highly toxic professor: it’s most widely used as a food additive
- political science professor: but has any one of you ever seen an atom?
- professor: the topic of today’s lecture is the concentration of water in water.
- *announcing participation grades, out of 10* professor: you did very well this semester, your grade is 6
- sex is cool but have you been to Professor […]’s lectures?
- *professor walks back inside the room where students are taking a test, hears students frantically trying to hide their phones and notebooks* professor: oh well, you’ll get better at cheating eventually…
- it went well and by that i mean it didn’t explode
- I GOT 6/10 ON THE CALCULUS TEST THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TODAY
- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE
- *loud pop* student, in very calm voice: well that was painful
- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now
- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way
- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.
- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three
- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?
- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”
- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead
- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade? *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it* well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.
- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year student: sir, this is a four-year program professor: oh, then never
Have I tell you that I love this precious boi so much?
I wrote this as motivation for those of you who don’t know what to watch next, and to relate to those of you that have already watched. Regardless of who you are, welcome to my first ever fangirl rant. I hope you enjoy.
1. He’s emits a cool yet grumpy kind of aura, like most stereotypical bitchy anime guys *cough cough* sasuke, but you know what makes him different? Sure he knows how to be angry and cocky, but did you expect him to know how to blush, cry, and fanboy too? To put it simply, he’s an intense guy, with intense emotions, and him being soft, is fucking everything.
2. He’s mature yet immature cause he picks fights with the protagonist all the time, but then again he is the only one on his team that couldn’t give a shit about their “sexy” manager (other than tsukishima). Not to be hateful, I just don’t see the big deal. But ya know, anime logic.
3. He’s a genius that knows nearly everything when it comes to volleyball, and yet he has failing grades in his classes and gets giddy over his senpais, or himself and hinata, pulling off intricate plays/techniques (this is one of the many scenarios in which he blushes).
4. He’s lazy af when he’s not playing or practicing volleyball and you know it because he’s always napping in vehicles and in class (probably why he has failing grades).
5. The only thing he loves as much as volleyball is food, and the excitement he gets when he’s about to eat along with the faces he makes while he’s eating as well as the fuckin way in which he eats is one of the cutest things in existence.
6. He acts super intense on the court, so when he gets intimidated it’s cute as fuck and it usually takes place in the form of mumbling, brow quivering, or unresponsiveness.
7. When he is being intense it’s not nearly as adorable, it’s just hot. And no matter what the reason may be for him pulling his “I’m gonna beat the shit out of you” face, or for staring at you like a horrific doll, or for flashing a devious little koro sensei smile at you, I think we can all infer from this (or from three seasons worth of kaegeyama fluff in others’ cases) that it’s the cherry on top, and a juicy one at that.
8. He’s super awkward when it comes to aspects of socializing which is why he’s not “popular” at all. It’s so cute how lonely he is off court. He can’t give compliments, he can’t properly respond to them no matter who they’re from, and he can’t give a heart felt smile to anyone without looking creepy.
9. Regardless of the fact that he’s a nonsocial athlete it’s likely that he cares the most about his appearance amongst all of them. I mean, he’s the only one that files his nails before practice and unlike, nearly everyone else, he has more than four outfits. Now wouldn’t you just love a fashionable kageyama? I know I would.
10. He had the best and most prominent character development. He went from a cocky dictator to the striving setter that trusts his teammates and works to better himself. He can finally look at his teammates as people he counts on and wants to make proud, not just useless pawns who reside in his court space. To put it simply, he has a family now, and he’s one of 13, more like 12 if you ask me but, I don’t think I need to be naming names.
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