Truth, Inference And Jerma

being a jerma fan after his retirement is like listening to michael jackson after he died

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

I sometimes think about that chapter in American Psycho where Patrick tries to cook and eat someone's brain, but then realizes that he can't cook halfway through and starts crying.

how many points for that big crow

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated

they're taking my bloood

day 4 prompt: fave meme answer: JERMA.

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

"don't you have better things to do" and thats where you're wrong

jarking it so hard right now WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE AN ANONYMOUS ASK BUTTON ANYMORE I HAVE TO BE MYSTERIOUS

Hello okay I'm new here thank you for this

i dont remember this anniversary event

i love putting together interests of mine despite how little sense it makes