totallytuberose

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suck my w e e n

taire. taire. get out.

the food i relate to most is a foot long hot dog

.... if you catch my drift, heh.

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

where were you during the great tumblr elvis invasion of 2025

weezer boobs

@elvis-official explain yourself

Last year I taped sus jerma with glow in the dark eyes and teeth into the chicken coop to keep the raccoons away. He’s all sunbleached and moldy now.

Paint still works tho

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

so you guys just go to spotify podcasts that have old lemon demon songs on them instead of going to lemondemon.com and downloading the first 4 albums for free......?????????? uh yeah ok

this youtuber having what is definitely a framed photograph of jerma on her desk in the background

I sometimes think about that chapter in American Psycho where Patrick tries to cook and eat someone's brain, but then realizes that he can't cook halfway through and starts crying.

"don't you have better things to do" and thats where you're wrong

jarking it so hard right now WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE AN ANONYMOUS ASK BUTTON ANYMORE I HAVE TO BE MYSTERIOUS

Hello okay I'm new here thank you for this

truth, inference and jerma

Smth I think people should do more is imagine their fav media but if jerma was also in it as a protagonist. It's so fun. Put that man in a situation

and they say white people can’t cook

i dont remember this anniversary event

i love putting together interests of mine despite how little sense it makes

on a reposting old art spree so here's my greatest contribution to the truth and inference fandom aside that outdated lore summary video.

layers of fear is a scary game

hey this is my impression of aesop carls birthday letter but like if he was jerma

Okay, everyone is FINALLY here. The-uh The- letter- THE LETTER. The LETTER- said that the match is gonna start in three days, mhm, yup, you guys heard that right!! THREE days! Now- Oh my god-, Now it'll be time for me to talk to that uh-um, guy. Y'know, last night I had a dream that Jerry was standin' in this.. dim yellow light while I was um- arrangin' white flowers in a coffin. He like patted me on my shoulda and said I did a good job. Over the uh- years, I kept his teachin's in mind and NEVER forgot that I am an *undertaker*. Yeah, since I entered this uh- manor- manor, I've been searchin' for someone to have a new start with, that flakey girl isn't gonna do well, nor is that cranky guy. Someone.. quiet would probably be best for my coffin. And now, NOW!! MY SEARCH IS OVER!!! He TRULY has a face made for etern-eternal slumber! He's always sittin' in the corner all quiet and shit, like he has a-a-a secret that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I'm the only guy who understands him and he's the only guy that understands me, I'll probably talk to him uhhh... tomorrow. Or- OR! I could write him a letter. Only he, only HE- ONLY HIM. Only he can understand how fuckin' BAD I need him to be my silent friend. If he wants me to, I can even 'take care' of his dog. The other two candidates.. Well, they're not the most suitable but I'll get 'em done and send them off at the PERFECT time. Chat- I can't wait- I just can't wait to open up my makeup box and start my mission.

I had a dream that there were Jerma impersonators. Like Elvis impersonators, but for Jerma. And like Elvis impersonators, a large majority of them could officiate weddings. So Jerma did a stream where he managed to hire as many as he could to officiate a wedding between himself and another Jerma impersonator. It was just a church full of Jermas all speaking over each other, while Real Jerma was trying to get them to settle down.

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated

do you ever think about how there was a last time he ever let himself have longer hair

how many points for that big crow

jerma treats us like we're a community college class that he's subbing for