Latest Posts by totallytuberose - Page 2

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

everytime i come across this joke again it hurts to see the 0 notes because i thought i was an absolute genius for this joke and it would be perfect for tumblr

Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

some profoundness: 

jpeg = very small 

jrpg = very large 

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Whenever I’m on YouTube on the TV with my gf my algorithm decides to turn into a smiling friends background gag

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

The music video for "Pop It Off" by Tyga and Lil Wayne appears to feature Jerma's chat (judging from the JermaVenus emotes)

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

day 4 prompt: fave meme answer: JERMA.

🐀 ✨ 🧍‍♂️ / ✨ x ✨ / 🧍‍♂️ ✨ 🐀

x

ଘ(* > 3 •́)━☆

˙✧˖ メリークリスマス！ ˙⋆✮

havent been on in a while bc of life and whatever but you guys deserve something for this season: catboy jerma part 2

also im really embarrassed to say that it took an ungodly amount of time to finish this so do not mind the sudden style change from last time which was like... *checks rusty pocket watch* a while ago

shoutout to this one post that inspired this:

have a holly jolly christmas everynyan... nya... rawr.....

dividers by strangergraphics !!!!

Why ain't my tabely charging I need to get my aesop on!!! She aesop on my carl till I start embalming all over the place bru🙏🙏

I have been trying to make this post since yesterday. I have tried to send it at least 4 times and every single time it doesn't work. its not that it doesn't send because of the internet or it crashes or whatever it just doesn't fucking work. like it for real just disappears ive never had a glitch like this on tumblr before. all of my other posts send fine even when they have images attached. what the fuck is wrong with this ao oni png

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

being a jerma fan after his retirement is like listening to michael jackson after he died

stinky

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

hyperfixations are so embarrassing because like what do you mean my love language consists of sending and making jerma clip compilations that remind me of people i care about. i cannot function normally for five seconds without including my current interests in everything or i will combust and die

I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while

hah yeah knock on wood for that good luck

*unzips pants and knocks on my pengis*

wtf kind of debate is this