[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Huffed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

I finally finished it yay!

Drawing process below!

It's raining dog shit + I almost got hit by a car

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[you think so? I got it in a convention today! They came as a set! (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[AND! AND! They're double-sided as well! \(≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)/]

[isn't it cool? (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[look at what I bought today!!! (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)]

[isn't it cute? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I have one of Incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk' and one of Dokkaebi 'Biyoo' as well! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[also happy birthday! Eat lots of yummy cake and have lots of fun! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

Where did you even get that? It is.. kind of cute. And thank you, I'll make sure to enjoy myself today.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to have noticed as they made quite a contented face as they continued the cuddling]

This is the scene their incarnation later walks in on by then both had already fallen asleep they sighed before taking a picture of the scene a ghost of a smile on their lips

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

why is your tumblr empty?? youre supposed to rb things, empty blogs dont look human

Oh.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they don't mind if you invite them as long as they stop being a big meanie]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you will confusion and worry!]

Are you being bullied by the tsundere?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[if you mean Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates' then maybe? (・・。)ゞ]

[they gave me money for some reason tho so now I'm just confused o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiles smugly and noms on the other tiny cake happily]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]

[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' celebrates]

[here you go! I hope it's not too small (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I can give you a bigger one if that's what you need (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.