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Kidnapper: We have your friend.

Dabi: ...

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Dabi: Yeah, I heard you. You have Y/n. You’re calling me from the basement of a club on the Boardwalk called the ‘Lucky Cat’ and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Dabi: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have her. She has you.

Kidnapper: *incoherent screaming*

Dabi: Heh. That’s my girl.

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You: “being in the closet”

Me, an intellectual: “keeping a straight face”

I like

Big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys

With the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like the big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

Inspired by this post

‘the dirt’ moments you can hear

what do you do when you’re born in the wrong time? you make it yours.

we weren’t a band, we were a gang. a gang of fucking idiots.

and mick mars. he’s an alien.

those are my pants?!!!!

- but they look so much better on me!

who’s the chick?

- which one?

later, creators! :)

fuckin hippie ain’t gonna make it

fuck you, you fucking teenager

i fucking loved those pants! :(

what the FUCK dude? that’s not what i showed you!

...that’s the fucking point

holy shit

sometimes it’s dysfunction junction over there, yaknow?

shitty name? 10 times out of 10, shitty band

would you get a load of this

blonde

haired

bitch?

tom zutaut, elektra records. how are ya?

BACK

OF THE LINE

are you fucking kidding me? our first show, and it was gonna go like this???

what the fuck do you think? ;)

a dude that looks like david lee roth with a vibe like fuckin bowie

you wanna know what life on the road was really like? for me every day went something like this!!

time to redecorate! :)

touch the chair and i’ll terminate you, drummer

...i see you’ve already met his girlfriend.

at least that’s what i told myself,

right before i shot up again.

come ‘ere and ‘ave a talk with yer uncle oz

seriously? who the FUCK are you?

“i wish i had a girlfriend.” “i know, mick. i know.”

there’s only room for one guitar player in this band, and that’s me. so why don’t you, uh, pack up your toys and go home

but i have

never

been through

what mötley crüe put me through.

it’s like a piggy bank in there!

what did you idiots do now?

life’s a sick joke. aha.

i fucking love america!

...Ow?

do you think the universe could make that happen? ;)

, and i think i love you.

blah de blah fucking blah.

goddamn, i love strippers.

🌈 it’s all good 🌈

you don’t fuckin know shit about walt disney

fuck you, and fuck your mother!

fuck all y’all

come on! have a bump with me ;)

who’s the chick singer?

dude, my girlfriend spent like $800 on these leather pants!

we’re gonna fucking die.

FUCK YEAH! MÖTLEY CRÜEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mötley crüe did stupid things because they were mötley crüe.

oh, ok…

O H,,,   O K

“Jun and I don’t match personality-wise. I’m a sensitive type, but Jun has a carefree personality. Despite that, I feel comfortable when we’re together.” - The8

The Adult Trio Snaps At Clingy S/O

Requested by: Anon

“Can you do adult trio snaps at s/o for being too loving/clingy but gets possessive and jealous when someone else got their s/o's attention? Thanks!”

Hisoka:

Honestly Hisoka is pretty hard to envision for this one! But I think I got it!

He’s most likely dealing with some ‘toys’ of his, and you just so happen to be with him

At first, he doesn’t seem to care! He might as well have fun with showing off

But you don’t seem to pay attention to his displays of power

You probably will be sitting on the ground, giving him words of encouragement or complaining about the time you’re waisting

And at first he’s kinda irked? Like why won’t you be quiet and just watch him?

So eventually he gets hurt because he’s distracted

And that’s when his bloodlust is fucking everywhere and it shuts you up

He doesn’t give a shit about his ‘toys’ and he just kills them right then and there

And then he proceeds to walk towards you, his face stone cold

And he just whispers in your ear about how he’s really thinking about killing you

You know he wouldn’t do that to you, but doubt is a strong threat.

So with that, you take off running, not even waisting time in apologizing

He just watches you, wondering what he said wrong...

Let’s face it.. he’s dense.

You avoid clinging to him after that, seeing as you blame yourself for him getting hurt

You tell him that you’re sorry and that you’d try to be better.

So with that conclusion, you hang out with a few friends the next day

And you dont notice that he’s watching until his familiar bloodlust fills the area

All because you had grabbed your friends arm.

He’d appear behind you seconds later, the trace of his dangerous aura is nonexistent

He’d snake his arm around your waist and would whisper something in your ear...then he’d disappear

And that’s when you’d let your friends know you had to go home.

What he whispered? That’s a secret for you and you only.

“Seeing you touch other people really turns me on. Bloodlust wise of course ➖⭐️〰️💧➖”

Illumi:

In all honesty, Illumi doesn’t seem to be the type of person to adjust to affection so easily

It be something foreign to him

So he’d be really confused at first? Is this what Killua had that he didnt? Love?

And sadly, your clingy tendancies would freak him out because of that

He didn’t want to be like Killua. The whole point of being an assassin was to be an emotionless killer

So he’d tell you to leave him alone altogether..

Of course he didn’t mean it, he was just terrified that he’d be seen as weak by his family

That’s when you turned your affection towards the younger Zoldycks

You’d hold Kalluto’s hand, reminding him that he was perfect and didn’t need Killua’s approval

You would go out and find Killua, only to end up talking over lunch and buying him chocolate robots

You would shop with Alluka, buying her all the pretty dresses and things she could want

And you’d even go out of your way to buy Milluki a few games he’d talk to you about.

It seems you were avoiding any contact with him.. and it scared him even more

Now he was alone again

He’d approach you when you were alone, most likely reading or training

He’d hug you, and tell you he was sorry

He’d even open up to how he was scared.. and how love was such a foreign topic

After that, the fear of affection had gone away

He realized that love didn’t make him weak, it made him stronger.

“....You can hug me.. if you still want to that is.”

Chrollo:

In order to see him a lot, you’d have to be a troupe member! So a troupe member you shall be!

Tbh the Troupe itself is full of eccentric and loud people, so you being clingy really isn’t a problem.

To Chrollo, it’s not the clinginess that bothers him. It’s the fact that you will put yourself in danger because of him

When you go on missions with Chrollo, you make it clear that you’d put his life before your own.

And that bothered him.

On a mission with Chrollo, you underestimated the enemy and they had shot a powerful amount of nen at Chrollo.. and you jumped in the way

After thats when he snapped. He yelled and told you that he didn’t need you around him because you only caused trouble.

You listened of course, and tried your best to not speak to him

You’d join in on more games with Shalnark, or partner up with Feitan. You’d do anything that didn’t include Chrollo.

And that’s when he realized that he made a mistake

You didn’t cling to just him. You didn’t risk your life just for him. You did it for everyone.

You got hurt when you paired up with anyone, because you always put their lives higher than yours

He realized that telling you to stop.. wasn’t going to work. You loved everyone to much.

And that’s when he would come to you, apologizing over and over about how he was wrong

He would laugh at your injured state, embarrassed that he yelled at you about something so stupid

You were shocked?? You thought he didn’t like you working with him?? But he just didn’t want you throwing yourself in the way?

You definitely punched him after that, and he let you.

“You can punch me all you want. I just want to feel your touch and know you’re there.”