I’m About To Have A Fun Afternoon.

The Dragon Age boys react to pregnancy news

Alistair – “A…a baby? But how. Okay, yes I know the one bit of mine and the other bit of yours that had to be sort of mashed together. Repeatedly. Which is probably going to get my butt lightinged and all… So it’s real? A real, really real baby? Maker’s breath. I’m going to faint.”

Zevran – “You’re with child? Even after employing our impenetrable defenses? No doubt it is my doing, I was the one to suggest we try the coiled serpent after all. Well, what do you wish to do?”

Anders – “Truly? I’d never imagined, but… This is a blessing. A child of ours shall one day shatter the grip of the templars upon our people!”

Fenris – *Storms off to the Wounded Coast for a week* *returns in a huff* “Very well. What now?”

Cullen – “We’re going to have a…a small, fragile infant. We require a cradle immediately! Bassinet, booties, and hats for the babe. I shall have to fortify the stairs in your room lest it fall down them.”

Dorian – “HOW IN THE NAME OF ANDRASTE DID THAT HAPPEN?!”

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

I had no idea about the appalling history of this painful device :(

https://www.thelily.com/women-behind-speculum-redesign-say-we-need-gynecological-tools-designed-by-people-with-vaginas/

This was a post from my old tumblr that I can't get on anymore

So, I work in a bar thats uniform requires the servers to wear short skirts, which is totally fine but I have a tattoo on my thigh. It’s of the Dauntless From Suikoden IV but people instantly look at it and ask, “so where are you from if you have a ship?” And when I tell them its from a video game they get confused when i say which one. But the other day the typical routine started and when i said what its from he got incredibly excited and practically jumped out of his chair. That was probably one of the best moments of my life honestly…. XD

@little-black-dress-zack-fair Original quote is from their

amazing page! I don't know how to attach a link to the quote so I am sorry 😢😭

Flash piece halloween design~

Gilgamesh in his post swim glory ⭐

My personal comparison of two different endometriosis medications.

I was on Visanne for 2 months and had

•Spotting. Bled for 18 days straight after 3 days of spotting

•way worse back pain

•depression and anxiety from them fighting with sertrazine

•Migrain with aura +left arm and left side of face going numb. Heart palpitations and slurred speech

•abdominal pain, ovary bursting feeling

•brain fog, pure stupidity. Extreme confusion. "I'm lost!? Where am I!? Where was I going!?"

•swollen ankles, swollen painful breasts

•nausea

•dry spots!!!! Throat, collarbone, neck, face, lower back and butt

•hot flashes!!!

•very low sex drive + intimate dryness. Unbearable and depressing. But hey sex doesn't hurt now...

•insomnia + fatigue worse than before

•crazy fucking dreams. To much.

•Hot flashes

I've been on Orilissa for 3 months now and had

•hot flashes

•night sweats

I know not everyone's bodies are the same but holy fuck... I don't wish visanne on anybody. I was ready to throw down with my gynecologist.

fave totally canon bryke-official posts so far

She is a fucking legend

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?