Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get free–
He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.
NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the way…
And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.
Pre-covid tattoo! Another piece from my tarot collection~ Strength ❤
This was a post from my old tumblr that I can't get on anymore
So, I work in a bar thats uniform requires the servers to wear short skirts, which is totally fine but I have a tattoo on my thigh. It’s of the Dauntless From Suikoden IV but people instantly look at it and ask, “so where are you from if you have a ship?” And when I tell them its from a video game they get confused when i say which one. But the other day the typical routine started and when i said what its from he got incredibly excited and practically jumped out of his chair. That was probably one of the best moments of my life honestly…. XD
This is still one of my favorite scenes. Just the fed up response Vegetables and Piccolo share at Goku's inability to fight. Like why you no take medicine dude? You knew this was going to happen.
I honestly love doing tattoos like this, it was a fun challenge and I can't wait to do more like this!
My Racer Mash Kyrielight cosplay came in the mail from uwowo_cosplay yesterday and I love itttt 😭😭❤❤
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
I love him so much Dx I intended to romance Iron Bull but while flirting with everyone I possibly could he kinda chose Dorian for himself. I couldn't bring myself to take his choice away. They're really cute together and it makes me happy!
My personal comparison of two different endometriosis medications.
I was on Visanne for 2 months and had
•Spotting. Bled for 18 days straight after 3 days of spotting
•way worse back pain
•depression and anxiety from them fighting with sertrazine
•Migrain with aura +left arm and left side of face going numb. Heart palpitations and slurred speech
•abdominal pain, ovary bursting feeling
•brain fog, pure stupidity. Extreme confusion. "I'm lost!? Where am I!? Where was I going!?"
•swollen ankles, swollen painful breasts
•nausea
•dry spots!!!! Throat, collarbone, neck, face, lower back and butt
•hot flashes!!!
•very low sex drive + intimate dryness. Unbearable and depressing. But hey sex doesn't hurt now...
•insomnia + fatigue worse than before
•crazy fucking dreams. To much.
•Hot flashes
I've been on Orilissa for 3 months now and had
•hot flashes
•night sweats
I know not everyone's bodies are the same but holy fuck... I don't wish visanne on anybody. I was ready to throw down with my gynecologist.
Until that awkward moment when you become a statistic of loss of feeling.
piercings aren’t that bad tbh it’s only a little bit of pain for a life time of sexy
Pierced my own nips yesterday 👌 Hurt a lot less than I expected and I'm fucking loving them!
tattoo artist from Alberta, reposting random things and sharing my art ❤ bi
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