Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.
Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.
Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Now when he finally does get free–

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Gate closing?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

NBD BRO

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Giant forest of thorns?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Giant dragon of hell?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Calm down guys, I got this.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Then jump out of the way…

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Get the horse.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Get the girl.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

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