Latest Posts by whotoldyouso - Page 5

potatoes are batteries and no one does anything??? what about a potato operated car. what about that huh. or are you too deficient in Whimsy to consider the possibilities

is it just me or are doctors intimidating? like what if my breathing pattern gives them the ick

not now kitten, mommy's busy decomposing and providing nourishment to the local flora

what if god came own, said its pronounced 'bibble' and went back up. what then huh

soon my internal organs shall become my external organs

i'm sorry but i hate burgers. they are the size of my little face and i'm supposed to what?? unhinge my jaw and deepthroat it??? icky

hottest thing a man can do is respect women

i would never put myself in your shoes because 1. my feet ouchy and 2. they ugly as hell

just me and my joyous whimsy against this cruel world

life is a video game and its shit and i keep losing but my ass has more polygons than the rest of the game and that's what matters

i be putting the carbon in carbonara

musty bitch

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

uh oh!!!! he's on my bread :(

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

people with lactose intolerance really don't be giving a fuck. my friend just chugged a glass full of milk tea that was the size of my forearm, looked me in the eye, and said, 'One must live freely or not at all'. what the hell was that about.

normalize being the backup friend. some of us are just the wheels mounted on the backs of those suvs.

i will pay for my sins

i'm cozy :) in bed :)

i'm cozy :) in bed :)

yes you are baby<3 believe in yourself

I'm the snoobert

i feel like will graham would be the average ao3 author. the kind to leave the work for two years and then come back like oh yeah:) sorry about that:) i had a bit of an episode and got stabbed in the gut by my therapist:) but now i'm back :) (they fuck in this one by the way, sorry for the wait)

i don't know what this means but i feel it

they don't tell that it really is you and your fuckass lil croissant against the world

a gif can turn an interaction so infinitely homoerotic

it is everything the canon stole, but also somehow gifted

when i was in the sixth grade i discovered nietzche and honestly that's where it all went wrong

reading a hurt/comfort fic is like haha. very fun. now i'll cry myself to sleep for I Fear I Shall Never Be Loved That Way

do you think karl marx and frederick engels explored each other's bodies

i appreciate u bby

warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.

love thy neighbor. have ravenous gay sex with him. what was i saying

idk but the polytheism and idol worship slander must stop. i don't want to think of god as some kind of shapeless entity anymore. i don't want just one god. sorry bro. i want them to be little clay figures i made with my hands. i want to put garlands on them and give them little meals of honey and milk and whatever i have in hand. I want to hold one in my hand. i want to love them. i want to believe. i want a little form-possessing dude for every little phenomenon. i'm done with your 'monotheism is superior ' thing. it was fun. now it's boring. i'm just going to believe in what i want to, and i'm not going to believe in the things you think are more 'culturally mature' just to possess the philosophical or logical higher ground. bye

imagine that you run a silly little blog posting silly things all the time. sometimes you get 3 notes, sometimes 20. and then one day you post something so gut-wrenchingly true and somehow funny that it sticks in everyone's head and goes????straight to twitter. and now you have 4 k people who know your blog. and now you have to take the silliness elsewhere.

warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.