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i feel sorry for sam winchester. the light of the gay puts him in the shadows :( very sad. he is moose

done begging the cia. come on m16. please m16. i am on my knees begging you. we know you hate trump and elon. come on. you love your fish and chips piss city. save it baby. snipe him. exile him. i don't know. send james bond the americans will give you 1000 tea. many tea. they will lift it back up from the harbor and gift it like baby. they will stop eating hamburger. they will spell color as colour come on. pls pls pls

you feed ikke bomb????you destroy her trachea??? 2 years of roommating with elon for rainia !!!!!! 2 years !!!!!!

ikke so hungry

Then eat, ikke 😔🫴🥑🍉🍔🫑🥦🥕💣🍕🌮🥪

robo toilert

off topic and i know you don't care but once upon a time i went with my grand parents to visit a (ridiculously) rich friend. they were having a party, i was i think maybe 5????i don't know. anyway. i drank lots of orange juice. then i needed to go to the bathroom. there was a bit of a line, but a thing i noticed was that everytime the door opened, i heard a whirring sound, like a bee stuck in a peanut jar.

ok. so i enter the bathroom. my grandma is outside. i walk in. its a very big bathroom. there's blue lights every where. i take a few steps forward, the toilet seat is closed. a few more steps forward and the toilet seat goes whirrrrrrr and suddenly??? SPRINGS OPEN LIKE A SACROPHAGUS WITH A CURSED AND POSSIBLY DIARRHEA RIDDEN MUMMY iNSIDE. it starts to beep very cuntily. I've already screamed at this point, and my granny is banging at the door. i also happened to have pissed my pants, because my 5 year old brain has conjured up visions of the toilet ripping itself out of the floor, walking over, and then swallowing me into faecal oblivion.

and guess what's in the toilet? a turd. it forgot to flush.

i think the problem with the american government is that it clearly does not fear the people

WHEN THE WHAT!!!!!!!!

WHEN THE

everyone in america has guns but suddenly????no one is using them???

just watched no time to die spoiler alert he did, in fact, find time to die

work hard so your murder becomes an assasination

Reblog if you are desi i wanna see how many desi people are using Tumblr

i am neither female nor male but a secret third thing (groot)

130. The name's Zeppoli. Pizza Zeppoli.

using your little article as a tool to de value asexuality and discriminate against asexual people is amazing btw. you act like no sexuality has a messed up history. keep it up

Early Asexual Feminists: The Asexual History of Social Purity Activists and Spinsters

Daria Kerschenbaum is an asexual writer and artist working in New York City. You can follow her on Instagram @Daria_Kersch.

“[…]spinsters were seen as queer, not because they were not mothers or wives, but because they wanted to go into the public sphere and to break the gender boundaries between the private and the public.” — Hellesund Tone (Read Full Article)

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oooOoOo so funnny im just going to give a baaad description so everyone laughs yaaay. Are you like, stuck underneath a rock? Do you have problems with virgins? Asexual people are people who don't experience sexual desire. that doesn't mean they have 'bad politics' and it doesn't mean every single one of them is a virgin.

you just want to be hateful little bitches and add some sparkles to make it funny.

As a gold star aroace I think it takes some despicable mental gymnastics to say aces should be shunned from the queer community.

anon, i want you to know that genuinely never, not in a million years, and this is coming from the bottom of my heart, could i come up with anything as funny as “gold star aroace”

boy he do be sucking

Just do it. Make up your own constellations. Pick flowers, make them into crowns and dance around in them with your imaginary ragtag crew of found family. Be a fairy. Eat dirt. Run away from society.

why would i do that, you ask? well-

*shits* *giggles*

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

i hope elon musk drops dead cia do your thing

astigmatism representation is now on the 2025 bingo card

mold wrote this. rhizopus stolonifer I can see you

imagine if your roommate bought bread. your roommate eats some of it but then leaves most of it alone. you really want that bread but you want to respect your roommate so you don’t eat it. months pass and at this point you’re sure he doesn’t want the bread so you start eating a little bit of it. then your roommate walks in, freaks out, picks you and the bread up and throws you and your meal in the garbage. that’s what it’s like to be mold.

what about some dessert for the little baby???

Let’s try somethin fun

This is our new creature, comment what should we do/give to it.

1/?

*adds some yummy treats into the box to make your kidnapping experience gourmet*

[ holding a box ]

get in the box there's cool stuff

AIGHT! *gets in box* Oh DEAR! ITS DARK AND SAD IN HERE! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS!

i am not saying female characters cannot be homophobic, and neither am I saying all fics are like this. But if you just target female characters for the purpose of fighting homophobia you're either being lazy or misogynist. Gay people are literally being shunned around the world by religious bigots, toxic masculinity, the law system and politicians but the only cause of homophobia you could come up with is.... women. nice.

i know you guys are going to kill me for this but,,, When people write gay fiction on heteronormative shows e.g Sherlock, the female love interest is villainized or dumbed down. You try to show that homophobia and queerbaiting is bad but you just end up decimating female characters on the basis that they're 'coming in between the main ship' . Why. Aren't there other ways to fight homophobia other than just being wildly inaccurate or just plain mean about female characters? I can see this crap with Sharon Carter and Molly Hooper on this site.

i know you guys are going to kill me for this but,,, When people write gay fiction on heteronormative shows e.g Sherlock, the female love interest is villainized or dumbed down. You try to show that homophobia and queerbaiting is bad but you just end up decimating female characters on the basis that they're 'coming in between the main ship' . Why. Aren't there other ways to fight homophobia other than just being wildly inaccurate or just plain mean about female characters? I can see this crap with Sharon Carter and Molly Hooper on this site.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be fat london housecat named Lady who does nothing all day and sits by the fire with a bow round her neck

aloe vera

THERE ARE ONLY 15 GENDERS

- Female

- Feral

- Aloe Vera Plant

- Helicopter

- Gemini

- Bitch

- Primordial Ooze

- Capybara

- Infinitely Tired

- Demonic Entity

- Kevin

- Puppy

- Jpeg

- Gekko

- Male

Which one are you?

batman wrote this

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

to all the mice living in my walls, you are valid.

squeak squeak my brothers

vegan people fr be eating plant carcass out there lmaooooo

my literature teacher during the last period