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quick update for whoever it may concern. I have started using strictly he/they pronouns!! That’s all ❤️❤️

park that car! drop that phone!! sleep on the floor!!! dream about me!!!!

the pain of hearing your father refer to another’s child as his first and favorite baby as the eldest matches no other

tails the pisshog

Was NOBODY going to warn me about the amount of doomed yaoi in Sonic 3???

But I know that's not true. That's just fantasy. Kid's stuff.

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

guys you should get acrylic paint markers i got some for christmas and they're the best

Just a quick shoutout to Aphrodite >3 ❤️ 🦢

I don’t actually care what the Claims Adjuster’s politics are. I don’t care if he’s a trump voter, I don’t care if he’s a Kamala voter, I don’t care if he’s never voted.

It is in the interests of the billionaires that we go back to being divided ASAP. But all of us have more in common with the shooter than the ceo. The war isn’t left vs. right, it’s rich vs. everyone

c) hide him in my bedroom and give him the Kirby special.

Y'all do know that Jesters and Harlequins are . . . different, right?

Harlequins may wear similar clothing to a Jester, but there are a lot of differences.

Firstly, Harlequins are completely mute (similar to a mime), whereas Jesters are extremely noisy, and tend to make lewd jokes.

In addition, their diets and preferred performance areas are seperate. Jesters prefer traditional European and Middle Eastern treats (think dates and bread), while Harlequins are primarily carnivorous. Jesters prefer to perform in taverns and ballrooms, while Harlequins enjoy forests and large, cluttered rooms.

“Can I get my wrapped?” I asked spotify

“Fuck you.” Said Spotify, who was actually the fuck you guy.

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

Idk if anyone else has done this but it came to me in a vision so I had to make it immediately

geico gecko

THE GEICO GECKO got an abortion!

MAKE NAZI'S SCARED

MAKE PEDOPHILES SCARED

MAKE WHITE SUPREMACISTS SCARED

MAKE RACISTS SCARED

MAKE RAPISTS SCARED

MAKE THEM FEAR YOU

MAKE THEM WEAK

My birth stone? Crystal meth.

The ancient Greeks had Sappho y’all have me.

bit the hand that fed me because the food was low key shit

*seeing mutual going through my blog* haha mutual you are scrolling through my blog :)

*me going through a mutuals blog* they're are going to kill me

they should invent walking that doesn't make you feel like you're going to keel over and die

unpopular opinion but mobility aids shouldn't cost so much !!

I may not have a girlfriend but what I do have is the fucking audacity so I think that’s pretty cool

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