Latest Posts by xzazzletheclownx - Page 4

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

Luke:

I just need to clown

CRIPPLES AGAINST FASCISTS

Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

when she won’t text me back but i’ve been my grandmas lock screen for the past five years

Wow and give more money to capitalism? We see how it is ☭

@xzazzletheclownx LIKES WOMEN

now you too can like women for the low price of queer.99

@xzazzletheclownx LIKES WOMEN

BREAKING NEWS! DOCTOR SPOTTED AT HOSPITAL 🤯🤯

@xzazzletheclownx LIKES WOMEN

don’t steal my line. you’re so white you think the frosting is spicy

@thefakehedgehogaroundhere LIKES UNFROSTED POPTARTS. SHAME DEATH BY SHAME.

@thefakehedgehogaroundhere LIKES UNFROSTED POPTARTS. SHAME DEATH BY SHAME.

this blog hates donald trump

RECOUNT AND REVOTE!

For those in the US, there is a petition demanding a recount and revote as well as an investigation about the sudden change in support. Your voice matters and I encourage you to sign!

Change.org

This campaign needs you now

Recount and Revote the 2024 Election

god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

in the USA. straight up losing it. And by it. Well. Let’s just say. my rights

i'm most likely not going to be that active on social media today, so i'm making this post for the day:

everyone, stay alive.

i have seen a lot of people saying they would kill themselves if trump won. every other post under the us elections tag was something along those lines. and the thing is that is what he wants.

he wants anyone who is not white, male, cis, or straight to die.

and if you do that, who is going to stand up against it?

who is going to remain after his presidency ends?

the sad thing is by having our country vote for him, we avoided the bloodbath he said it would be if he lost.

please don't be the bloodbath he didn't get to make.

Assassinate Him.

I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR I LOVE ROCKY HORROR

“I voted for Trump” So you hate every woman in your life? So you despise the very woman who held you dearly in her womb for months and the woman that held her? The Virgin Mary hears your proclamation and turns away, not much can make her do that. You claim to not be a fa$cist and you claim to not be a naz! but you have voted for the hand that promises to starve our women.

clowns and goths are natural allies. you must understand this

“new nail tech sucks” this “bring lana back” that SHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! LINA AND LANA ARE MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could you make Miku binder Thomas Jefferson?

i made miku binder thomas jefferson in dress to impress

thanks for the request(?)

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

the weird co-worker shrine 💀

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

man of the house (lesbian daughter)

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

MUPPET JOKER IS A FEMINIST NOW??? WHAT CHAPTER DID I MISS??? UHH GO OFF I GUESS