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Inspo

I love this game.

Big hunky mushroom lads, nothing more

Excerpt from the Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus artbook. A breakdown of Necron model parts and ingame 3d models.  All credit to Bulwark Studios.

A few weeks ago I wanted to try the cute pastel aesthetic style, using Guilliman as first try. I hated the result and I've never finished it, however I just found it in my wip folder.

I'm going to post it only in case some of you might appreciate a cute lil Guilliman.

so today I learned that the oldest active terrorist group (or group considered a terrorist group anyway) in France is a group of wine-makers (wiki says it was founded in 1907 which seems to be how the group identifies bc there was a major wine-maker riot that year but the actual current militant group dates to the 1970s) who protest against the importation of cheap non-French wine and like this sounds like some kinda performance art protest thingy wine-makers are doing to bring attention to their cause but no like they are actually militant and go out wearing masks destroying shipments of foreign wine and attacking the property of people connected to the importation of foreign wine and light fires and shit

Ah yes, Chaos Cheesecake.

Convergent evolution is wild, bc like, crabs keep evolving to look the same but aren’t closely related, nature is just like: BIG MEATY CLAWS, little legs, pincers, head, tiny eyes, let’s do it again!

and trees look the same but oak trees are more closely related to rose bushes than they are pine trees, fucked up

nature just likes these damns shapes:

but on the other hand, mammals flying with powered flight?? That shit only happened ONCE and it had to do some janky shit to get there, especially with bat immune systems

like bat’s immune systems are HYPER-POWERED as well as repress most of their inflammatory reactions because in order to fly they needed a bonkers-high metabolic rate which unfortunately also create waste products from the process called “free radicals” that damage cells

however, despite these free radicals they manage to live up to FORTY YEARS, which is super long for a species their size, because their immune system are basically always ON and in an anti-viral state that make them incubators for disease due to warfare between their jacked immune systems and disease 

bats are so gdamn weird, I love them, no other mammal has been able to copy off their homework and accomplish the same shape, and for that they are the anti-crab of the natural world, God bless

The crab

Obsessed with Abaddon working for 10,000 years to bring about the Cicatrix Maledictum only for the warp storms to get stopped dead by an alien artifact that’s been doing nothing for the past 6 million. Laughing my ass off at some little Canoptek scarab placidly watching the tidal wave of daemons surging towards the Monolith and then calmly pushing a button labeled “None of that” as the forces of Khorne splat against an invisible windshield before getting dimensionally redacted by Necron warships.

FIRST DATE TIPS:

NEVER mention your portal to the Carcass World

ALWAYS mention which Simpsons character you find irresistible

pathetic, wretched, pitiable joltiks

the stardew valley modding community is having a little war over grandpa's bed

Updated 40K Artists to check out

Hello! Just compiled the list of 40k artists. Some of them I can’t seem to tag but I suspect it’s because they don’t follow me. Anyway, I included the popular art blogs too, because why not. This time it’s in alphabetical order!

Now some of these folks aren’t exclusive 40k, and there are those that have been dormant, but do check them out anyway! Especially if you are looking for someone to commission!

@ii-and-the-sun @2lim3rz @a-naf

@adeptuscrocstodian

@adeptus-illustratum @alina-marie-07 @andrewseemann @arhpriest @ari-draws-things @artilissolruthis @ashlynniis-bracketeers

@ask-ciaphas-cain @ask-vox-hailer-boy @auriart @bayushijackal

@boltertokokoro @bradockart

@crippledgiraff @curzatha @davidalvarezart

@deathshead13 @dianaii @disarmonia @disposabletimechunks @dodgestreaker @dushpshpsh

@elkriis @empressofmankind @fabriziocarminati @ferrumaranea

@fuukoseternalvaults @galgannet @geistverrse @gojihunter31

@grooooooo @gumpgoon @haimeart @holyale

@inkary @irga-nav @irishteagoblin @justa40klad @kakomicly @lexanie @lordshitskull @luffie @luwupercal @magnifigal @mamonna @mannfred-did-nothing-wrong @maranigai @marinaizarne @masteralarm @mirojer

@misterculexus @mod-of-chaos

@mournholdthief @mr10101110 @mraartworks @mtonazzi-illustrator @navigator-bethany @nerozerox @neshtasplace @n0cxturne @nobylu @nostronimo @osierity @pak9075 @pencilbrony @pholcidae @picatea @ponfaxart @qunxingzhishang @qvist-draws @raraknid @ramblingaboutspaceelves @sakom75 @schizoideh @science-jumps @shadefish-artwork @sketchmasterjess @skinnedbutalife @smolcatachan @solruthis @sxpaiscia

@syberfab @tbone-art @that-random-chaos-entity @the-arthman @thehamwarrior @thes-hitoverlord @the-wild-dogs @triolikart @tsukihimesartcorner @unholypen @vargorm-art-n-minatures

@voxbelicosa @waitingforturkish @wasteland-heresy @wheat–wesley @yestheantichrist @your7hearts @zliva-art @zuboros

SOME FRIENDS I MADE ON ART FIGHT AND TUMBLR who do other fandom art!

@dasspaghettimonster @jugitofraga @king-psycholyze @seidanan @spiritcatcher

ARTIST RECOMMENDATION: https://twitter.com/StrypeisonFire

Please DM mun if you need me to add someone to this list!

About half of the folks on this list (I counted manually!) are still active, and some you may want to visit since they do have contact info on other sites where they do most of their work, you know, if you want to commission. 

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

if you ever see a summon sign in these games for a player wearing no armour you get that person immediately bc whatever theyre about to do it is going to be insane and you have to see it

Haiku bot what happened

Commencing Reboot…..

…..Reboot complete. New features:

Simple zest for life.

Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

One of the things that makes The Chocolate Guy so enduring in his appeal is that he doesn't cheat. The truth is when you see those strange-items-as-cake videos, 98% of the time it's fondant piled on top of some barely sculpted sponge. But chocolate guy -- sure he uses food coloring here and there, but he'll use all sorts of fruits, candy mixtures, and of course the most *delicately* sculpted chocolate to create his insane contraptions. He's taken chocolate to a lathe before. And that's infinitely more fascinating than yet another instance of edible play-doh being used to make a shoe, or whatever.

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

gods of chaos, by sexulayeti