Latest Posts by yeetobirdo - Page 7

bug man <3

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

Just hit 900+ hours. Kenshi got me super invested in philosophy and politics. Thank you Kenshi for making me read more books.

And here's South meets West.

Don't you just love your Queen?

It's 1:00am. and I'm not sure what am I doing rn. The polearms were drawn so dumb lol

I uploaded this somewhere else, but Tumblr gonna get a special treatment :]

massive cleanup and lazy bg

brb, gonna mess around with fcs.

✨hive soldier appreciation corner✨

(or just me obsesse over the characters)

a repost from my reddit w/ minor changes because I'm shameless + stuffs that never made public.

Eukaryotic cell gang!! We love women in STEM.

The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

Unmute !

Me: "Hey yeah, so I invited another high school friend over because they wanted to sell me on another pyramid scheme, so I spiked their coffee with like 40 tabs of acid and chased them around the house while singing that I was the devil and that the nightmare would never end."

Priest giving confessional: "Okay we don't normally tell people this, but that's actually a secret way to get into heaven."

god I really do love timblr

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

thanks! Where are the worms

(Over intercom) Mario exit the pipe . Mario its filling with sewage mario you have to get out of there . Youll drown inthe sewage mario yoll drown (worms begin crawling under my doorframe by the hundreds) Mario theyve come for me

Enki is absolutely That Bitch for showing up to a murder dungeon in thigh highs and slippers

Diagram of a fungal cell, the building block of all fungi and yeast :)

Penny from Go Go Hypergrind

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

florence antoine / the vulnerable soul

there will be more

*walks up to you and hands you a solid pound of Gouda cheese*

good lord that's a gouda amount of cheese

This ball thing I doodled, he’s a bit of a dipshit forgive him

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy