Latest Posts by yeetobirdo - Page 8

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YO UNDERTALE HEIGHTS GO!!!

SO this subject came up in a conversation and I decided to roll with it so let’s go from the start WOOT!

All of the heights are based off this ratio of 42pix : 80in since it’s a solid source to go off of :D

He’s so short lol xD

Her hair has a foot of height on its own OwO

Giant Goat Dad

Still pretty big Goat Mom

DONE! :D The only other height chart I’ve seen was one what went off an assumption of Frisk’s age and the average height of a child said age :/ Doors are good to go off of, so here ya go :D  *Edit* Saw someone bring it up, Chara is 30pix making them the same height as Sans and 2in taller than Frisk :3 (1.45m)

Another Edit with Muffet :D

*A HUGE EDIT*  @muffetsofficial asked me to add some other characters to this HERE WE GO!!!!

But then I though, WHY STOP THERE??? KEEP GOING!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TO THE CHALLENGE ANON HERE YA GO DAMNIT

First order of business on the table  

Now that that’s out of the way

Have Fun

(so pretty much a titan xD)

God damn.

Every time we have the pesto egg honey grilled cheese for dinner I think “eh this isn’t going to be as good as I remember it being” but it is

I will sauté you.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

A ocado birdd!!!!!

thinking about the time Bear made friends with an avocado

“My lamp spheres… take one on your journey to the toilet.”

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

HOLY FUCK

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Go get ‘em

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Someone on /v/ drew this and I wish I knew who. It always makes me laugh.

Ok so here’s a little experiment: all my most liked posts include cute girls. Let’s see if Steven the Ultramarine can get as many likes:)

It’s a little quick render as I’m pretty busy but hope you like it. I feel like our ultramarine boys in blue would definitely drink some nice plain mineral water that’s refreshing and full of good ions that keep you hydrated on your crusade for the Emperor.

They chose Steven for the commercial as he embodies the spirit of the brand.

Hope you like it:)

GOD

His babygirl energy is through the roof!

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

“CuNTs” omg-

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

my girlfriend told me we're going to the park, but this looks weirdly like the vet's office? haha crazy right

accidentally let my clipboard fall, exposing my meticulous notes written in glitter gel pen and labeled “EVIL ROBOT TRANSGENDER ROBOT TRANSFORMATION ROBOT SERUM” and thus revealing to a roomful of test subjects that they were, in fact, the control group. this is met with a chorus of disappointed groans

This is even worse

fuck yea

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

whagt thenfuck

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

HI HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU

In my cringe era

@gildedxpleasure gave me the idea for bi light skeleton. Background from here. Full image here.

i dunno what to say for this one tbh

how i look w he/him pronouns in my bio

going

Sony WM-F606

check out this little bastard from legoland. he is so bricked up