Your personal Tumblr journey starts here
*The shadow smiled wider, her pupils dilating with a sadistic sense of excitement. He's taken the bait.*
You'd think so, right? Such a chatty fellow, that one... Always the one to carry the conversation.
I assure you he wouldn't be able to keep a secret if he ever talked about himself. He only ever talks about his company, after all. Truly, when was the last time he gave you a hint as to his personal interests..?
Well, we can dive into that later. Addressing the other question now; why I know what I do...
*The creature casually takes a few steps back until she is flat against the wall in the most literal sense. She's nothing but a shadow skittering over the Skull Ship's gloomy interior. Her teeth disappear into the darkness of her form as her hollow eyes gaze up at Hater; her tone level and matter-of-fact as she speaks.*
...I don't exactly play by this galaxy's rules.
The place I'm from likes to gather video footage of other galaxies as a sort of entertainment, posting them on different television channels or uploading them to websites. There are quite a few clips that hint at Wander's nature; clips that no one in your galaxy has seen. I've taken it upon myself to analyze them with the intention of building an accurate profile of him for you. A character study, if you will.
With this profile you should be able to break the part of him that seems untouchable: his spirit. You'll be able to tear apart his motivations and show him how wrong he truly is! You could destroy him in a way so much more personal than you've ever dreamed of.
So I'll ask again...
Are you interested?
...Wait, am I a celestial being?