Alice In Borderland - Blog Posts

what types on fandoms characters write fanfics for except I take it off fandoms ive written for within my life.  Arisu: Final fantasy Usagi: Voltron  Kuina: Disney channel movies (specifically camp rock and lemonade mouth) Chishiya: paradise lost  Aguni: hamlet, Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet. man likes his Shakespeare  Hatter: mlp and paradise lost Niragi: mlp but the brony kind (I have not written this however it fits him) Karube: the illiad. oh and stardew valley chouta: pokemon

you know the cats vs dogs movie from like 2001? the one where the cats/dogs are in a super high tech war without their owners knowing and there's one REALLY fluffy white cat that gave me nightmares that I was gonna wake up with it suffocating me? yeah anyway all I can think about is a Chishiya (the cats duh) vs Arisu (the dogs. duh) war with like Hatter (Arisus side) and Aguni ( chishiyas side) as their owners (not kinky it just sounds weird but I swear context please context).  honestly idk if this post makes sense I just wanted to talk about this movie because I rembered it from having a nightmare of that one stupid fucking murderous evil cat again. that, that cat is MY enemy. 

I want one scene where the group gets right proper startled the fuck outa their skin. and all you have is Arisu jumping into Chishiyas arms. Who obviously jumped into Kuinas arms. Who obviously jumped into Usagis arms. So now you have a wabbly kneed Usagi awkwardly holding up the three of them up as the thing that scared them stares shocked because last it checked this wasn't fucking scooby doo 

Chishiya  has a very ordered and intensive chart ranking every diseases  known to man in order of how much he  likes their names likes what they do the the body likes how they spread  likes how they formed (if known) likes their cure whenever people find it their either horrified, impressed or scared he's planning to create the ultimate bioweapon. 

no thoughts just Kuina making those shitty little bird feeders I was forced to make in scouts where you’d get a pine cone, cover it in like syrup then cover it in bird seed and tie it to string and hang it up. they were shit but if you make enough you can make a cool sorta chime that gets lots of birds ( and squirrels) 

Arisu: so yeah in ancient greece and Rome they’d read the entrails of thier blood sacrifice to predict the future

Usagi: facinating 

Chishiya: I wonder what my guts would predict Arisu: I would prefer not to see your guts? please and thank you<3 

Chishiya: just for that heart Kuina come chop me open your gonna read the future 

My one thing I want in life is a deep 50k word social media mutuals who sometiems talk, to accidental pannel hosters together, to friends, to sorta awkward frenemies back to friends, to lovers Aguni/Hatter fic set as them like cosplayers. Aguni does more like video game cosplays and Hatter does more action movie/ cool tv show cosplays and shit.  Oh and also like sleep. Sleep would be nice aswell   

I haven't read the series nor learnt anything about the rest of it as I’m waiting till their either translated to English or the show comes out so I can have my heart ripped to shreds completely virgin to what the series holds but I’m just so interested in the cards. I mean there's 52 normal playing cards but there's also 2 jokers building it up to 54 cards. Now I know logically the show isn't going to use the joker cards but they are rather interesting  I mean when they were first written into the rule book (although they had existed long before that) their status was actually above all the cards. obviously now its used in other contexts depending on the game you play (example it may be used to skip a players turn, it may also be the lowest ranking card or some other ability.). Its main purpose throughout is to be a wild card.  obviously all the important characters relate to a Alice in wonderland character- which ones are somewhat up to interpretation since how one reads Alice in wonderland and also how one interprets the characters motives of Alice in borderland varies vastly. But I mean come on the cards are such an integral part of the series- as well as Alice in borderland- so it only makes sense for the characters to relate to the cards as well.  I could probably rant about the characters and their cards, how perhaps their card are the ones we first meet them in, or the ones they die in, maybe the ones they held the most impact on. But then there's certain characters that we meet that do hold enough purpose in the show to be memorable yet either don't fit any of those descriptions or meet multiple. Perhaps its only the face cards- the jack, queen, king and ace- that hold characters dear to them. I mean Mira is the red queen herself no? in both characterisation and card references and yet that seems to easy. For it to only be the face cards when we meet so many influential characters.  I mean heck playing cards I’d find myself winning ( or rather losing since I always guessed wrong and would win to many games) on something as stupid as the 2 of trumps. So its not like the normal cards are something to scoff at- used correctly and their more useful then the ace for crying out loud.  But I'm getting off track, the most obvious character for the Joker would be hatter, I mean dudes insane and basically made for the role. But I mean, come on, the even more obvious choice is Arisu. Dudes build to be a wild card. From a nothing in the real world,  a shut in who plays games all day. Yet he seems to be one of the best game players in the series for things like hearts and Diamonds. his innocents, ability to make characters love him or feel sympathy, quick wit and much more make him stupidly good at the two heart games we’ve seen in the show so far. He’s a wild card within the universe. A trump card.  but I mean theres two jokers in most decks. A red and a black one. balance and all that. If we go with Hatter being the joker then obviously its Aguni. but then I didnt go for hatter so fuck that. I think Chishiya would be the other joker. Their both working for the same thing, both playing off each other in diffrent ways and both great at the same games ( although both will deny being good at heart games). In the end I could only ever see those two ‘beating’ borderland. how they’d do it would be diffrent but they’d do it together or not. 

their the trump cards in the deck that is borderland. or maybe I’m really fucking sleepdeprived and lowkey havent had a coherent thought in like 2 weeks and am trying not to post about Hatter being a furry. its probally that one.   eitehr way I want a joker game and I want it to be heart breaking. 

All I'm saying is that hatter has the exact same energy as a brown circus bear who's learnt ballet and is forced to wear a pink tutu and Aguni has the energy of a tired showman who loves the bear but doesn't know how to release it from is cruel life in anyway other than death

Arisu takes care of tadpoles and one day when him, karube, and chouta where drunk as fuck their thought it would be incredibly funny to try place some in Arisu’s collar bone.

So you have a drunk giggly Arisu frantically pushing his shoulder forward to try make his collarbone more defined and holding back his shirt, karube with a spoon full of tadpoles gentry pouring them in and chouta shakily holding his phone to record it as he laughs. Obviously the tadpoles just splat to the ground.

The boys forgot it happened cuss their like 4 bottles in at that point and continued to drink still or whatever idk anyway in the morning Arisu checks their instas and he just stares in horror at the video before crying becuse “ I killed my fucking babies!!”

The beach definitely has a anthem but idk what it would be but like hatter wouldn’t just not pick one

I like the idea that Chishiya, Kuina , Usagi and Arisu all travelled together after the destruction of the beach and  they met in like the weird control room. and obviously their going to be on the move a lot, either trying to out run old beach members who are pissed because Chisiya was like a high raking member and Arisu was probably seen with the official people ( I forgot their names shhh). Also having to find new food/medical supplies and also just following games and shit. now most transports don't work (other than really old bikes and stuff as we know from that one lowkey dull running game but the odds of finding enough shit for that is hard) so their probably going to use bikes. but oh no there's a problem. Chishiya and Arisu cant ride a bike. they just never learnt because, and I mean really, look at the two of them. do they look like the kind of people that have the physical prowess to ride a bike? no. no they don't.  so now they have to sit on the back on Kuina and Usagi's bikes when ever they go, either sitting in one of those little toddler baby seat things OR standing on the like back wheel axle thing.  

Arisu: even at the age of near 19 I still find nothing more I’d enjoy than a crisp glass of apple juice. Well other than college tuition. I guess that’d be great

Usagi: you didn't even go to college? 

Arisu: I feel the debt in spirit 

chishiya: And I feel it for real now shh 

SO LIKE CHILDRENS DISCOS, their a staple of going on holiday to like Spain but also Hotels in general. anyway imagine Hatter decided the beach need children's/mini discos. Imagine just him forcing everyone to sing all the little songs, or play games like musical bumps.  now imagine last boss getting REALLLLY mad that he just lost a game of musical statues to Kuina so he flips a table and storms out. 

“ohh but that's not in character” fuck cannon but also you saying that man isn't gonna be childish as fuck when it comes to children's games? your wrong. 

more discord shit but this time gasp its a full convo. sorta. idk Chishiya: are you watching Logan paul vines? 

Arisu:  no I’m not but I have them on constant replay in my head as my own form of eternal torture Arisu: its like a foreplay of hell Kuina: Maybe I’m just stupid but foreplay of hell is the most terrifying combination of words I’ve heard in a while Usagi: no yeah  I’m going to cry on my floor over that

Hatter: would it be narcissistic to write a fanfic about myself?

  Aguni: that's called a autobiography

  Hatter: no cuss it would be a apocalyptic sorta smutty but in a really lose and not obvious way so that its up to the reader to decide friends to lovers to enemies fic

  Aguni: so an autobiography

SO TEA PARTIES. HATTER HAS THEM, HE INVITES HIS FARM ANIMALS, AGUNI, ARISU, KUINA AND ANN.  Aguni wears his normal clothes but has a feather boa that is pink and the feathers get in his mouth constantly but he wears it because he would rather not have Hatter cry again hatter wears a full on Disney princess dress (either Ariel or sleeping beauty) but its a kids size so its like basically a top for him. he also wears galaxy print leggings because he can Arisu wears a plastic tiara and wears a pair of heals he was gifted that he struggles to walk in but they make him taller so he pushes through the agony that is wearing heals Kuina wears a really cool ball gown with a real tiara and pearl earrings and shit and shes super fancy and pretty and wow I love her  Ann either wears a suit cuss she's a girlboss or wears a matching dress to Kuina. she also has those fancy rich person gloves that like go up to her bicep.  the farm animals all have either tiaras, feather boas to match Aguni or their fur dyed to be cool 

Hatter would steal you the most fanciest, expensive and insanely big ring for you to propose with and then would try convince you to trade rings with him because he wants it hes pretty princess he needs the fancy ring to attend his tea-parties with Aguni, his farm animals, and Arisu

Kuina is probably very pro-turtles and I feel like to piss her off Last boss will ONLY use plastic straws. And I mean only. drinking dr pepper? straw. drinking water? straw drinking black coffee? straw eating soup? straw spaghetti? straw  this man has most definitely eaten an entire 3 course meal with a plastic straw to spite Kuina and she just couldn't react other than crying because wtf is this dumbass doing

Niragi is the kinda guy who juices everything. A donut? Juiced. Bell pepper? Juiced. The greatest piece of steak known to man? Juiced.

Anyway one day this dude brought a chicken, cooked it but like it was low-key still pink, blended it, chugged it and left the kitchen silently all whilst Aguni is sobbing into a bowl of cereal at 3am

Only a man of his greatness will understand the pleasure of having a bunch of farm animals in his care.

I also feel like he uses them to prank people and or annoy the crap outa them because honestly imagine having to shovel all the crap up. That’s like the worst job- especially off carpet

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

Aib au where everything the same except their all my little pony characters

Kuina and last bosses fight was like cool and all but imagine instead of they just rap battled. Or better yet power of friendship and they became like best friends.

Imagine just last boss being forced to come along and suddenly becoming the annoying dad of the group. All “no you can’t go try climb that 7 story building usagi that’s dangerous. I’ll do it instead”.

Also imagine Kuina like finding a wig for him and styling it and it’s like bright blue and he refuses to take it off cuss his bestie gave it to him.

Also I wrote this in a minuet at like 2am idek if it’s coherent

Thinking about how being trans and one of the first people in borderland must have been great. You no longer gotta pay for t-shots or any of that shit just steal them.

Anyway Karube definitely went and stole like soooooooo much t for Arisu arfter they’d been there for awhile.

Arisu: Hatter are you gay or just like a self insert character but well executed and everyone adores  Hatter: even I don't know what this means  Aguni: holy shit it happened  Aguni: hatter was out hattered 

Karube: I'm gonna shag ya mum Arisu: she doesn't like minors Karube: a minor issue can be fixed with something called a fuckton of white lies and imagination Arisu: that's not... Karube: call me bob the builder cuss I can fuck it

Assigning characters to ways my friends have responded to me asked “how would you dispose of a body” except they probably wont work and the characters know it. oh and I only have 5 friends  Arisu: if you had to hide a body how would you do it Chishiya: chop it up and put it in a stew, use as fertilizer Chishiya : also paint the cheek bones for an art project Arisu: love that anything else Chishiya: put the intestines and other weird thingies with bags of old fish, throw it in your next for neighbours pool when their out ~ Arisu: how would you dispose of a body Usagi: probably acid Arisu: Interesting...any specific acid or.. Usagi: boric? Arisu: how would you dispose of a body tatta: find a fresh grave and burry it there Tatta: people would suspect it but I think its fun all the same. Maybe switch out the body's before hand instead Arisu: how would you dispose of a body Kuina: either burn it and say it’s a family members ashes to spread across the sea or plant it under a state flower since they wouldn’t be able to dig it up Arisu: how would dispose of a body  Karube: what have you done  Arisu: nothing just how would you do it? Shibuki : Probs in water Chouta: But you have to cut the organs first so they don’t fill w air Arisu: surprised you didn't say acid  Karube:  Acids dont break down organic material very well anyways Arisu: oh Arisu: how would you dispose of a dead body Niragi: in ya tum tum  Arisu: of course what else did I expect 

hatter is a chihuahua and the world is one of those god awful ugly as bags some rich women carry tiny dogs in. 

more shit from my discord server  Arisu: do you think werewolves taste different?  Chishiya: yes  Arisu: wonderful news, brb bouta go write a nsfw fanfic  UsagI: what kind of????  Arisu: werewolves have a different diet as well as possibly a different blood flow and different tissue mass to transform and heal and shit so their meat must taste different yeah?  nsfw can mean gore! Chishiya: you know that's not what you meant Usagi: you literally went so far off the tracks the fucking police were on watch  Arisu: LISTEN I just think its interesting to disgust how different supernatural creatures would taste cuss it affects modern day culinary techniques and how it could change in a world building setting, is it so wrong to ponder?