Alice In Borderland - Blog Posts

I feel like Usagi is prone to just getting up and sobbing on her kitchen floor at night. and It will be about really deep topics and shit. And then when she comes to borderland doing that becomes harder but then she meets Arisu and they start existing together she discovers HEY he does the same thing. after a couple days of this he finally asks  Arisu: so what are you crying over? Usagi: my mum died when I was young and I'm sobbing over how I had to grow up fast and take care of what my dad didn't. He tried his best but he wasn't super human so I took up the cooking. Guess I'm just sobbing over the loss of my childhood tonight and how I’ll never get back my teen years- and now I guess this time either...what are you crying about 

Arisu:...a gravity falls amv I saw 2 years back 

death note au where Light is chishiya and L is Arisu except I never finished Death note and so believe they like idk paired up and took over the world or what ever. 

random head cannons I have that mean nothing in cannon  Arisu is a furry and his fursona is a wolf hybrid thing. idfk I'm not a furry  Kuina was a discord kitten and got so much money of that shit.  Chishiya only writes using quills and ink because he feels fancy as fuck using them and they also make fantastic weapons  you know how in like 2015 (?) monster was like the chad drink that all assholes chugged like it was water? yeah honestly I see Karube being that person with like a can, a monster shirt, shoes custom designed for monster like the shebang.  chouta can recite any Shakespeare play of the top of his head. he has no recollection of when he learnt them let alone ever had a reason to learn them but he can do it.  Usagi slammed her hand in a car door once and had her entire right hand nails essentially fall off as a child  Last boss was that one kid who when the got braces thought “ahhh getting reds gonna be rad” and then had to walk around for like 3 months looking like his gums had been stabbed my something metal and were now bleeding constantly 

imagine if one of the games was just one of those large inflatable obstacle courses that some pools 

like these things???? but bigger. honestly the point isn't to kill players or twist their hearts and emotions or anything the point is just for the game masters to have a laugh at like 8 people rushing across this as it gradually gets wetter and wetter and more slippery and them screaming as they fall off. 

wait wait wait this has been said ( if I'm even correct in rembering) but didn't Karube legit like call for Arisu to look at him in his last moments before his head just went BOOM?? like???? that's kinda fucked??? and like they knew at the very least their gonna be killed AND YET YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR LOVER BEST FRIEND WATCH YOUR DEATH AND BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR DEAD BODY FOR LIKE WHAT REASONS??? AS A LAST PRANK?  like yo sorry dude for making you see my neck get lowkey exploded and watch as my dead body just flops to the ground but dude calm down it was just a prank bro no need to get all sad over it.  LIKE ITS KIDNA WHACK ???? but like idk get it you dramatic homo do your thing

Arisu: honestly sucking toes just isn't fun. Unless its your own obviously  Chishiya: not in normal circumstances no  Usagi: yeah guys suck some other body part instead  Arisu: like the ankle?  Chishiya: no idiot the di-

I just realised McDonalds wont be like a thing in borderland cuss obviously everyone's like gone. How am I meant to fulfil my brain for its need to picture Arisu surrounded by a mcflurry, a bunch of napkins, a large drink and a box of 20 chicken nuggets that he's frantically shoving in his mouth as his sobs whilst watching mlp now??? 

In a fairy tail here's the roles of characters. yeah. woo.  Kuina is the pretty Princes who fucking wrecks her captures ass  Usagi is the other pretty princes who comes to save Kuina by offering her a horse as a getaway car  chishiya is the horse  Arisu is her butler  Hatter is a random bird that the villain owns and screams the future but its really lame things like “mark from down the street will have waffles on Thursday at 3am whilst watching titanic”.  He also only speaks in French  Aguni is like the villains cat that is always arguing with the bird/hatter except he only speaks Polish  Last boss is the story teller who's like narrating it all and is sat on a bean bag with a pop up book in his lap as a bunch of kids stare at him scared 

As a child Arisu got mad that he wasn’t allowed to light his own birthday candles so he stole the box of matches and hid in closet to play with them. However the door got jammed and he couldn’t get out of the closet. To make matters worse the matches then caught the clothes on fire. He was trapped in that closet for a while before his parents found him but strangely he had no burns 

heres how I think some of the characters draw except I cant draw so you only get written descriptions  Arisu: He draws only Furry au’s of characters and so he furry-a-fys everything. the sun? the sunrays look like the classic furry art fur. A rose? the leaves are ears. It started as a joke but now he cant stop Karube: He draws in the early marvel comic art style. mainly women but sometimes men. he also draws a fantastic penis that you’d find on the back of a school chair. got the ball hair and jizz and everything.  Chouta: he has two styles. either Michelangelo type shit OR the gravity falls art style. 

Aguni: You know police sketch artist sketches? yeah he does that for a lot of random people he saw in games. he cant draw anything else and cant really draw bodies but the face always looks great 

Hatter: a 5 year old got access to crayons and scribbled on the walls their nightmares. OR pasta art.

Kuina: she's not great at drawing however she can do astonishing calligraphy using pretty much any medium so go her. 

Usagi: she's good at drawing landscapes in great detail capturing the lighting and scaling quite quickly as she’d do it whilst hiking and climbing. drawing people? ehhh a stickman is all your gonna get

Chishya : he can draw the body incredibly well. he copied so many diagrams down he's basically a master and can now only draw in that sorta very accurate kinda over detailed for most people . He also can draw skulls so well of any animal mainly cuss their cool. 

this show is like??? so serious but that's honestly boring so instead here's more headcannons that mean nothing when paired with cannon but you probably cant deny all themed around Arisu because.. idk he's cool? kinda  Arisu cant cut a bell pepper. like he just cant. he somehow either cuts himself, smash it, end up denting the knife. its like a curse  this man has drank toilet water before. twice. on two separate occasions   he has a mole directly on his right hip bone that he taps every night as part of his  night time ritual  He’s had 4 of his teeth taken out of his mouth and punched the dentist whilst the first one was being pulled out. to prevent this from happening he held a stuffed dog and by the time all were pulled out the dog had been decapitated and stuffing was over the entire office. ( he was swiftly banned).  he's never eaten a Kiwi yet says its his favourite fruit to strangers that ask. there's no reason for this and he never plans to eat a Kiwi but its amusing all the same. he had a pet goldfish as a child but one day he saw it wasn’t moving and thought it drowned so he scooped it out and gave it a funeral not realising he had lowkey just suffocated goopy the 5th (the name of the fish duh). His dad never explain it to him but also never brought him a new fish or pet ever again 

here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss I enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 3 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Chishiya: If I had to pick between Kuina and a life time supply of diet coke, I honestly have no idea who I’d pick  Chishiya: swear to god I’ll find your address and knock your ass to sleep if you don't do it yourself  Arisu: come knock me out bby 😏😏😏 Hatter: I wanna fuck the sun Kuina: viva la Pluto fuck you

Arisu: joint wanking sessions guys  Usagi: excuse me?  Chishiya: joint. wanking. sessions.

Chishiya: do you like your balls?  Niragi: I like them licked yeah  Usagi: why is Chishiya glowing? Arisu: he's pregnant  Hatter: thats my queefsona  Chouta: BARKL BARL BAKR NO WATCH NOW I BEG TWERKS 

Head cannon that Hatter just sorta refuse to drink out of normal cups so he drinks outa sippy cups. He has no reason to its just funny to be a tyrant (sorta) who drinks out of a sippy cup

the beach pools from what I rember are all REALLY clean. like suspiciously clean. no leaves in there, no off colours nothing. All this tells me is that someone assigned a beach pool cleaner/ team of cleaners that must clean the pool each night. From this I also assume they have beach life guards ( not because they care about their lives but their better off dead in a game then drowned in a pool).  Please now imagine life guard Usagi and pool cleaner Arisu 

you know at the start of the lion king where Simba is like held up by that Rafiki guy? yeah well all I can imagine is Simba is Arisu and  Rafiki is Hatter

Alice in borderland au where everything's the same but Arisu is wearing the same dress that Alice does in Alice in wonderland. Why is he wearing it? no one knows. How is it magically fixed/cleaned whenever it gets dirty or ripped? no one knows that either all anyone knows is that it exists and Arisu cant get rid of it. 

Here’s like a 2 minute sketch tjag I did of the top of my head cuss I’m lazy but??? I think it conveys my point

Arisu is the type of lover who goes through the motions of being overly clingy and then almost not clingy enough. He’d go from spoiling his lover, texting and msging them any second he can, making playlists and writing fanfics of his lovers Favorite couples ( not that either are very good). then randomly he’d start pulling away, the play lists would stop, the writing would run dry and the gifts would stop ( not his choice, money is hard to get). he still texts everyday but the goodnight texts fade as his sleeping schedule falls into a whack thing.  And he knows it happens, he's sobbed to himself on the kitchen floor enough to know it happens. He’s been broken up with and broken up with people over it for not being a good enough lover. and yet he just cant stop because it comes and goes with the seasons, an unchangeable force of nature . 

I haven't slept in like 2 days not the point I have the fantastic idea that Kuina would play a sort of cupid at the beach. She’d pair up couples left and right and centre. the catch? she pairs up the worst possibly star signs imaginable because if they fail she 1) gets good drama ( it isn't like TV is available) and 2) can ‘prove’ to chishiya that star signs are real

So its currently like 12am for me rn when I'm typing this idk when I'll post it but I had a thought.  Arisu is the type of person to spam his friends a picture of spam 50 times over a minor joke about him not being their fave friend.  specifically this photo

In other news I just spammed my friend this photo 50 times because he sides with his boyfriend over me in a minor debate

OMG OK SO I ACTUALLY DID SCREAM WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS AND MY CAT JUMPED AND FELL OF MY BED BUT OMG ITS PERFECT 

hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul)  so he’s got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something)  oh and the sex crazed thing 

hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul)  so he's got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something)  oh and the sex crazed thing 

you know Jenga boom? the game made to entice kids back into Jenga by adding explosions? yeah well imagine if that was a game. but instead of the small thing its massive blocks that they have to push out and stuff and all take goes. however there's a twist: its a team game. “ohh but Jenga isnt-” shut up. This aint Jenga this is murder. anyway more explanation  they gotta use the blocks they remove to build a stair case out of the room ( idk imagine there's a door high up). If one player knocks it down, boom boom boom not more living. It the timer runs out? boom boom boom no more living. So they gotta go together to take turns to push out the blocks. its pretty easy to win the hard part would just be working together when Jenga is so ingrained as like a solo game

I like to believe that Hatter is the sorta guy to use his tyrant power to force everyone at the beach to listen to nightcore only. Any beach party is playing only nightcore. Its the secret fourth rule 

Arisu: I mean really this might be the most magnificent porn I have ever seen. I mean the audio quality? fantastic, the angles so you can see the hands move ever the tinesr amount? superb. And damn the moves themselves are getting me all riled up  Karube: Arisu...your watching a game of chess. 

Chouta: what the fuck is wrong with you Arisu 

if you saw this....shh no you didnt. Anyway I mentioned something about Hatter having a horse and then at like 3am i apparently drew it shittily and forgot the reigns but uhhh I cant be asked to try access that cursed file so f 

Its perfect I know. 

here's some characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in. Mostly said by me and wildly ooc. Chouta: yep these are words Kunia: woooo no rights! Usagi: its ok dude he's also weird your perfect together  Arisu: no no no he's weird but not “lemmy send my fav p0rn and then also send racoon pics and then more p0rn” weird like I am Chishya : do you think racoons make p0rn?  Chishya : I hope a tentacle crawls down your throat and chokes you Niragi: so do I  Aguni: he's not a daddy just a dad I'm the daddy here- WAIT SHIT NO Arisu: dude do you know what I was doing yesterday? Karube: my mum? Arisu: ew no I was gonna say my math homework  Chishya : you just like seeing people in bikinis at the beach Kunia: no I like pretty people in ball gowns we’ve discussed this Arisu: listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be in her- on her- on- in....Listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be under her Hatter: I want to sniff gods crusty underpants Kuina to Chishya : No, no ,no. you cant put hentai on your godforsaken media presentation about how modern media is rotting the younger generations brains Karube: do your tits have milk? wait wait wait no not like that I swear I just wanted to make boob cheese I swear 

Arisu: so uhh apparently asking your boyfriend to watch porn with you, create an excel sheet to collect data on things we liked about the videos and things we didn't, finally work out what creates the perfect video in our  eyes and then film it isn't a good date? News to me.  Arisu:anyway I'm now single someone bring me chocolate and a big hug 

I like to imagine if you piss of hatter he just spits at you like an angry lama. Like something like this I guess  Chishiya: what if we didnt do that  Hatter Spits at him hitting his eye Chishiya: oww shit did you spit at me?  Hatter Spits at his other eye  Aguni: means he disagrees, next person? 

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  

here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss i enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 2 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Aguni: in my defence I'm a gay dad who wants to fuck other gay dads Chishiya: her toes make me wanna choke Kuina: like...on them? Chishiya: fucking obviously not their disgusting have mould on them Kuina: some people are into that  Niragi: I am Niragi holding a doll by its neck: good kid, nice quality, looks like the perfect football substitute  Chishiya: my girl got tiddies the size of mellons and a brain the size of a pea Kuina: jiggle jiggle  Arisu: OEE. OWW. THAT. FUCKING. HURTS. YOU CUNT. I LOVE IT. BUT OWWW. YOU BITCH. I LOVEI T. BARK BARK. FUDISFH. UGHHHH Usagi: I just??? posted a selfie  Arisu: without meeeeeeeeeee Hatter pressing his his hand on someone's heck: awww, cant breath? are your little lungs struggling to pull in air? your all withering and shaking. wanna know how I can tell your suffering? leans down its cuss I'm an empath ann: I hope you fall on your face and choke so up so much blood Edward fucking Collens finds you Arisu: should I give her boobs? Karube: yes Arisu: you have no rights she’s not having boobs