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My take on THE ROARING KNIGHT
These are not pizzas, especially that first one. These are abominations, experiments created by mankind to test how far we could go without even thinking about what or why. We had pepperoni. We could’ve stopped at pepperoni and we’d be fine, but nay. We had to give God a reason to hide in heaven, if he hasn’t abandoned us already. Watermelon on pizza (second picture)? You’ve gone too far. The first picture?! That isn’t a pizza, THAT IS AN AMALGAMATION MADE BY MEGALOMANIACS WHO CANNOT EVEN FATHOM THE MEANING OF THE WORD LIMIT.
Anyway, how was your day?
~Bigsta