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New headcanon that Jason and Bart flirt with each other over coms like how Derek and Garcia from criminal minds talk over the phone.
Bart: You’ve reached the line of ‘saving your souls’. How can I help you today.
Jason: Hey, Angel, need you to track (random specific stuff) for me.
Bart: Do I get a reward if I do, hot stuff?
Better yet would be the absolute mortification of everyone else on the line and they would find it so funny.
Jason: You’re on speaker so behave.
Bart: or what? You’ll spank me?
Tim, bashing his forehead into the batdesk:
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Jason, looking Bart up and down: ‘Afternoon, gorgeous.
Bart: I have pretty eyes or beautiful thighs, only pick one to stare at at a time.
Dick: … I- I’ll just leave you two be.
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Jason: Imp, angel, tell me something I wanna hear.
Bart: you’re a statuesque God chiselled of beefy marble.
Jason: … something I don’t know.
Damian, slowly unsheathing his katana and plotting murder: Tell us about the case, you abomination.