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5 years ago

Chan: This is extremely dangerous, Felix. I'm not going to let you do this.

Felix: Excuse me sir but danger is my middle name.

Chan: No, you are lying.

Chan: *ruffles Felix's hair* Your middle name is cutie pie.


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5 years ago

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!


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5 years ago

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.


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5 years ago

[at dinner]

Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.

Felix: Time to fuck a blender.

Chan: Wait, no-


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