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@ brian: are you... are you doing okay?????
If you could get an honest answer to one question from any Polygon employee (past or present), what would you ask?
i keep thinking lmam stands for laughing my ass moff
That was actually the original podcast title but they sold out and changed it
i am. DISGUSTED
So I’ll live my life being so unsure
Cause I can’t quite tell what I’m hoping for
Somehow maybe now I’ll find the words to say
Never thought I’d see the day
its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]
rbing to add:
- Bri’s old youtube channel, PlasmaP, which has some fantastic and beautiful solo songs (my favorite is the humble knight but disclaimer is also a BOP)
- Pat and Bri’s shortish eight-episode series Brian’s First Half-Life which includes Brian doing his best to play video games and conversations about things ranging from food crimes they’d commit to Woodstock to bee guns. There’s also some bonus Smash Bros content where you can watch them come up with increasingly dumb Smash Bros loadouts (pinball, anyone?
- The E3 testing streams where you can watch Pat insult an AirBnB, Brian sprint around a pitch-black California suburban neighborhood after having Escaped His Confinement, and Tara talk about feet. This is not a joke.
ALRIGHT
we all know and love polygon’s unraveled series, but you know what else deserves attention? brian david gilbert’s original content!! ive seen people recommend different shows and things that he’s done replying to other posts but haven’t seen a masterlist of everywhere you can find his stuff, so here it is (including links!) :
HIS PERSONAL CHANNEL
a collection of mostly short surreal humor videos with a couple series thrown in for spice.
my personal favorites: how to make jorts, the series Dances Moving (only a ~25 minute series but a true gesamtkunstwerk that will punch you in the gut), and Bri and Jo’s Tryin’ Show (aka what evolved into lmam a few years later. if you look in the descriptions after episode two, you’ll find the link to the full streams!!)
LET’S MAKE A MUSIC
a wonderful series of 30-minute comedy podcasts where Brian, his sister Laura Kathryn Gilbert, and their roommate Jonah Scott take suggestions from twitter users and use them to a write a new song every week! they’re currently on a hiatus (might be coming back at some point?) but there are 41 episodes to feed the content hunger
my personal favorite episodes: Thankstaking with Mr. Dad (2), Smooth as Wax (5), and Horsecar (34). find their music here on bandcamp where you can download the songs for $1 each or $5 for an album to support them
THE ALTOGETHER
a band consisting of bdg, Jonah Scott, and Jonah’s sister Sierra. they recently leaked that they’re releasing an LP soon and ive been thinking about it for days. find their music on youtube (linked above) or spotify. im listening to them while putting together this very long post
my personal favorite songs: Follow Through, Clean Slates State, and Let’s Be Realistic. also every single other song
LESSER KNOWN POLYGON SHOWS
this is last because it’s not necessarily his own content, but content that still deserves attention
Gill & Gilbert: a variety show (sort of) about video games (vaguely) where bdg and Patrick Gill play video games with weird challenges (like having to carry each other when they climb on a colossus in Shadow of the Colossus, or piling bananas on their shoulders while playing Donkey Kong). probably my favorite thing on youtube right now
my personal favorite episodes: the two I just mentioned and cucco nugget feast, though I would recommend watching this in order. they develop a lot of running jokes that are more way fun if you’ve seen it all
Week in Revue: I think one of the first things Brian did for polygon where he rapped/sang about video game news. like most polygon shows, it evolves into a psychological horror. this one I would recommend watching in order as well
Good Cheap Games: only four episodes long but very interesting videos mostly about his thoughts on indie games. a very weird experience as he is outside in one episode, a place I didnt know he was aware of. not listing favorites because there are only four episodes, watch them all
I think that’s everything I know about but if you have anything else, please feel free to add on!
POLYGON CYBERPUNK RED IS COMING BACK
Im not ready for the return of ✌🏼ango 🅱️ango. Even speaking his name is like looking into the sun.
THAT SECOND LINE IS KILLING ME. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY SLURPLUFF. GUHHHH
unraveled gays reblog with your favorite moment from the perfect pokerap. im curious
liking bdg and having mental illness b like:
*copes by watching dances moving*
*rewatches gill and gilbert*
*rewatches unraveled*
*listens to clean slated state and cries*
Emelina, Right or Wrong really has everything you need in a song, fun verse, funky little jukebox soundin’ interlude, a chorus that doesn’t match the tone of the verses at all but somehow works completely, incredible harmonies, tambourine I think
just commit
mind over matter like worms
I was so focused on investigating the inner machinations of this bulbous boy
That i never asked why i was investigating
(been fiddling with this one for a few weeks, i promise i’ll draw something non-polygon related one day :’))
y’all, i said i was gonna learn the perfect pokerap and im getting through it. i have most of it subconciously memorised its just this one e v i l passage:
i cant do it >:( i have everything before and most after it but i c a n t
Watching Unraveled to procrastinate on exam revision
i, for one, well, i haven’t seen the sun in…. gosh, days, or maybe even months,
y’all need to check out brian david gilbert’s wiki
BDG cosplay babeyyy
My ACNH creator code is MA-5539-4049-5253 so you can get the shirt too, if you want to :’-)
Thanks, Karen.
I’m purely convinced Brian David Gilbert is an other worldly faeish being
reblogging because i finally got around to finishing it today and Boy Howdy Was Not Expecting That Ending???
I really do be thinking about bri and Jo's tryin show like I really do be thinking about it like really I really do I swear I do be thinkin about it like really