Charles Leclerc - Blog Posts

Charles: Max! Come here, quick!

Max: *sighs* What now? Did you lose your phone again?

Charles: No! Just come-it’s important!

*Max walks in, clearly already over it.*

Charles: Hold Donut up next to your face. I need to check something.

Max: *confused* …What?

Charles: Just do it!

*Max holds Donut up. Both he and the cat stare at Charles with identical deadpan expressions.*

Charles: *gasps* Oh my god. You did give birth to him. The resemblance is uncanny!

Max: Fantastic. I’ve given birth to a judgmental furball. My legacy lives on.

Donut: meows like he’s about to file an HR complaint

Charles: Honestly? It’s like watching two clones judge me. Terrifying

Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him

Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”

"sometimes hearing his voice comforts me alot."

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i read this sentence while doing my english schoolwork and somehow i made this tiny comic

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 46

Max: You think about shagging all the time don't you?

Charles: Ugh shagging. Trust the english vocabulary to come up with the least sexy word for it

Max: What's wrong with shagging?

Charles: Sounds like something you do to a carpet

Max: Yeah, what do the French call it?

Charles: First I'm Monegasque and second *smirking* in french is "faire l'amour"

Max: *Swons*