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Max: You think about shagging all the time don't you?
Charles: Ugh shagging. Trust the english vocabulary to come up with the least sexy word for it
Max: What's wrong with shagging?
Charles: Sounds like something you do to a carpet
Max: Yeah, what do the French call it?
Charles: First I'm Monegasque and second *smirking* in french is "faire l'amour"
Max: *Swons*