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Thinking about how screwed we are if we get jumped by the Locusts from Gears of War

(a self indulgent rant because I'm a little (a lot) obsessed with the Mark Lancer Rifle 2 and the Hammer of Dawn, specifically its version from GoW Ult.Ed.)

Kinda crazy to think about but those fuckers came OUT OF THE GODDAMN GROUND

Like they were under there for actual decades feeding off of Immersion (energy source for people who aren'g GoW nerds)

Guys what are we actually gonna do?

After the Space Race they mandated that we weren't supposed to and cannot make space weapons.

LIKE WTF DO WE DO WHEN THOSE GIANT CRAB/TENTACLE THINGS FROM GoW ULTIMATE EDITION LAND.

Also they have better guns than us...yeah. The locusts (sometimes) have better guns than we do.

Guys what happens if we get THE FUCKING BERSERKERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?!?!!

Without the Hammer of Dawn (my favorite super weapon ever) we are actually cooked if we get Berserkers.