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yes. YES.
300 years in the future and Essek has met and decided to watch over a group of young adventurers. Said group is hired to takedown a cult of ritualistic cannibals.
Young Adventurer 1: "Okay, everyone knows the plan right? Eating people is so messed up we have to stop these monsters as soon as possible."
Essek: "Agreed, and they are so uncouth in their methods. To eat right off the bone, have they no manners?"
Young Adventurer 2: "Manners? I don't think that's the issue to be focusing on."
Young Adventurer 1: "...Wait...Have...Have you eaten someone before?"
Essek: "My goodness NO! I have not EATEN anyone... I may have-ᵈʳᵃⁿᵏ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ."
Young Adventurer 3: "DRANK??! ARE YOU VAMPIRE?!!?"
Essek: "NO! It wasnt like that, one of my family would make this tea that- LOOK it was this whole thing with tea and naked hot tubs and weasels-"
Young Adventurer 2: "Is this a setup?? Are you PART of this cult we're about to walk in on??"
Essek: "NO-!
Young Adventurer 1: "Are you sure because what you just described sounds like weird cult ritual shit."
Essek: *holds up a blue pouch with an embrodered dick and cupcake on it*
"Well if you are going to be RUDE then you will not be allowed to drink my sister tonight!"
Young Adventurer 3: "Dude WHAT?!"
Essek has a 400′s life crisis and goes back on the road with a party of young adventurers. He, of course, brings Caleb with him.
all credits for this amazing idea goes back to the great @flappingduster-scribbles
So many discussions about old man Caleb ! I had to turn it into this WWDITS meme.
@flappingduster-scribbles ‘s shadowgast baby is in here, as well as mine.
Just finished ep 3 of Exandria Unlimited : Calamity. I have Many Feelings, so I drew this last night. Sorry for the poor quality.
Essek is the Luxon’s champion AU is from the amazing @foxqueen-katarian !
This is definitely how CR season 3 will ends. I’m calling it.
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[zzaap]
“Oh hi Schatz ! You’re back early !”
“The moon is haunted.”
“What ?”
“The moon is haunted, Caleb.”
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To all the people who asked what was written on Caleb’s book :
“Kryn courting : so you’ve decided to date a drow, what to expect in a relationship”