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Dave: I can't believe you live nerby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Carmen: you people already know too much about me.
Dave: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
Ingrid: you'd make a decent prostitute.
Dave: I'd make an amazing prostitute.
In a bar
Dave: I think I just figured something out. I gotta go.
Ingrid: aren't you forgetthing something?
Dave: *thinking*
Dave: *kiss Ingrid's forehead*
Ingrid: no! Pay your bill!
Ingrid: damm! Who rised you?