David Webster - Blog Posts

Don’t ask why, I don’t know

BoB ships explained with cats

Winnix:

Bull x Martin:

Luztoye:

Baberoe:

Webgott:

Speirton:

Bavid Benyon Bebster

Yesterday I randomly thought of the Band of Brothers characters’s names, but the first letter is replaced with a B and I can’t stop thinking about it.

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe

Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.

Liebgott: And you came to me?

Things you probably didn’t know about David Webster

TSince you guys liked my Liebgott one I’ve turned it into a series 

-None of his work got published until after his death. 

-He wasn’t really friendly with Easy Company and was always treated as a replacement.

-He had like 4? full conversations with Joe Liebgott.

-He was organilly part of HQ company and didn’t join up with Easy till after Normandy.

-His best friends were Robert Van Klinken and Don Hoobler who both died. 

-He was wounded with in 40 minutes of landing on D-Day and never saw brecourt manor or Carenten. 

-Donald Malarkey did NOT like him. Like we joke about Martin hating Webster but Malarkey had a hatred for him.

-He was scared of Liebgott after hearing about what he did in Crossroads. 

-He saw the end of the battle of the Bulge. 

-His family wanted to pay him out of the army

-He went to prep school in CN.

-He grew up in the Same town as me (lol)

Currahee Web 🦅♠️

I honestly?? Don’t get why people hate Webster?? Like they just genuinely don’t like him??

There’s no reason to hate him??

malarkey i’m lookin’ at you

contrary to popular belief, the eyes of a shark are full of life, love and serenity

Webster mouth appreciation.

David Webster: [hugs Jones]

Chuck Grant: You’re awfully quiet, Joe.

Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

Alright I’m going to rant

I don’t understand why people don’t like Webster, or feel the need to bash his incredible war memoir in reviews, saying he does not deserve to be called a “veteran”. Bullshit. Not everyone will like war, or be a perfect soldier (Speirs was considered one in that time because he was unafraid to engage the enemy). Web had a right to be bitter. It was war. What could you do? Not every soldier will be the same. Sure, Web might have annoyed his comrades, but he still fought alongside them. He did his duties. He came back to join his buddies after being released from the hospital.

He expressed REALISM. Anger. Disappointment. Exhaustion. Guilt. Confusion. Not everyone has to like the army and its ways. Plenty of guys wanted out just like him. Plenty of them purposely shot themselves to get sent home. Webster was not a perfect soldier, but still a good man.

I respect everyone’s opinions, but I just have a hard time understanding them. Web doesn’t deserve the hate I often see about him.

Band Of Brothers Modern AU Headcanons

(No one asked for this, but you know what? I’m still gonna do it.)

The guys all live in the same apartment building.

Dick doesnt understand 99.9% of pop culture. You could probably show him a thirty minute PowerPoint about what “ok boomer” means and he still wouldn’t understand.

Dick listens to old country music and Nix absolutely hates it.

Nix works at the local animal shelter and wants to bring a dog home almost every day, but Dick always tells him that the two dogs they have are enough.

Liebgott listens to Indie music.

He’s also the bass guitarist in a band called The Flashbacks.

The Flashbacks mostly cover songs by The White Stripes, Pixies, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, and occasionally Cavetown, but they do perform a few songs that Liebgott has written, including one dedicated to Webster.

Guarnere plays the drums in The Flashbacks.

Webster writes poetry and everyone claims to hate it. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)

Webster is Instagram famous. (He mostly posts aesthetic photos he’s taken or little bits of his poetry.)

Luz is a huge fan of all kinds of ghosts, demons, and cryptids, but his favorite would have to be Mothman. He even went to West Virginia to look for him once, but ended up not seeing him.

Luz knows all of the lyrics to Take On Me and Tainted Love and sings them when he gets bored. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.

Toye has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and used to go boxing with Guarnere every Saturday before they got in a car crash.

Eugene can sing and play piano. Like... Really well.

Eugene has a banana ball python named Peaches.

Babe used to paint a lot when he was a teenager, so now he’s really good at it. His favorite thing to paint is Eugene’s cat, Magnolia.

Lipton owns a small tea and coffee shop.

Lipton’s shop actually brought him and Ron together. Ron was a regular and always changed up his order to make it more complicated so he could stay longer and talk to Lip.

Ron has a rottweiler puppy named Dally and he carries him around in a puppy backpack. They have matching sunglasses.

Ron is a big Outsiders fan. He’s been to the museum in Tusla five times and read the book at least thirteen times. (And yes, he named his puppy after Dallas Winston.)

Shifty sends everyone a wholesome meme each morning to let them know that they are loved.

Shifty works at Lipton’s tea and coffee shop.

Muck eats tomatoes like apples and everyone’s extremely disgusted by it.

Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala like to hide tiny plastic alligators in front of everyone’s apartments. (They always put sharks in front of Webster’s apartment.)

Luz, Babe, Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala are in a group chat called “RIP Vine 😔😔😔” and each member sends a meme every day. It’s been going on for two years.

Everyone always goes to Buck’s football games, even though most of them don’t care for the sport, because they enjoy screaming at the other team.

Luz, Babe, And Talbert are Tik Tok famous.

Winters: We’re a perfectly normal family

Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*

Liebgott: *setting David’s clothes on fire*

Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to “cut” his hair*

Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING

This photo is fantastic because without context it just looks like everyone is marvelling at Eions beauty and honestly: same

Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!

Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!

Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.

Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.

Webster: [accidentally brushes Liebgott’s hand with his own]

Liebgott: [aggressively holds Webster’s hand] Fucking COMMIT to it

Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes

Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that

Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that

Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”

Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?

Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck

Webster about dating Liebgott: It’s crazy to have someone who’s always standing next to you to point out what’s happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, “You ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!” And I’ll go, “Yeah! I should!”

Webster: It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life.

malarkey i’m lookin’ at you

BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition

I made a thing

Liebgott: I’m gonna drag you through hell

Webster: does that mean we get to hold hands??

matching webgott icons for you and a friend.

Lieb: Woah, Web is so pretty.

Chuck: Don’t be jealous Lieb, you’re really pretty too.

Lieb: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.

must we constantly revive this dead Band of Brothers with “gifs” and “memes” and “fics” for “likes” and “reblogs” how trite

any way