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5 years ago

Lieb: Web is a bit sore from last night.

Chuck: Oh?

Lieb: He and I were fighting over the last piece of chocolate. I got a bit intense.


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5 years ago

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.


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5 years ago

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe


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5 years ago

[E Company huddled around a table]

Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!

Luz: We have something for ya!

Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*

Nixon: Whatcha got there?

E Company: *smiling*

Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*

Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God

Nixon: *crying*

Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.

Malarkey: Do you like it?

Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.


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5 years ago

Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow

Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle

Lipton: you’re both pathetic

Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip

Liebgott: what do you sleep with?

Lipton: Speirs

Nixon: [spits out coffee]


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5 years ago

Lieb: Woah, Web is so pretty.

Chuck: Don’t be jealous Lieb, you’re really pretty too.

Lieb: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.


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