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Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!
Player: Meh, I can!
12 P.M
Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Baby: *hunger crying*
Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!
Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!
Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheena: I had your dad!
Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!
Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?
Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*
Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?
Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!