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"Seeing Cale suffer is my guilty pleasure."
No. No it isn't. Why would you feel guilty for witnessing our lord and saviour Cale-nim go though immense suffering to defend the rest of the world(s)? If you didn't see it then nobody would know of his magnificent deeds. Nobody would be able to compose ballads in his honour, craft sculptures or write accounts of his various heroic feats. Nobody would join our glorious religion, Caleism.
Watching Cale-nim suffer isn't a guilty pleasure, it's just a pleasure.