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Made another

Made a lil smthn

I’m over here simping for both :0

you guys are all simping on Mike from the fnaf movie, but my lesbian ass would do anything to spend five nights at Vanessa's

I can’t believe it’s has been 1 year since the fnaf movie released

What if I literally jamp RIGHT NOW.

This is the most homophobic thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

THAT IS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP.

I DONT CARE THAT HE LOOKS GREAT DUDE THATS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT NOW 😭💔

3 hours later

Wellll ya seeeee maybe we could figure something out I GUESSS..

Ohhh, Ness is back! Big updates and things to look forward to on Saturday, HUGE things:D

But hey, also, you might want to check out who he's following.. maybe there's been a big update behing the scenes for Ness, maybe he stopped drooling over and finally spoke to the cute security guy that comes to the diner at hellish hours of the morning for coffee, who knows..;)

(Guys... just, don't questions 'the' pfp, I did my best while being exhausted okay😭😭 I laugh everytime I see it so it's FINE😭)

FOLLOW NESS!! (If you want)

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of NestorTheory lore:)

You cannot tell me this isn't Ness crashing after staying up for 2 days to prove that he's right about the cop (vanessa) going into the pizzaria at night.

Guys he's just so silly, the goober just needs to sleep before going on a tangent about how he "didn't get sick from the air, Mike. Really, I'm fine" (he literally broke into Freddys a week ago with a flashlight, camcorder and bag. Genius didn't even bring a face mask so he wouldn't breath in whatevers in the pizzarias air)

Well, we get silly. Check out Ness' insta if you want more sillies and rants from Ness:)

OHMY GOD. NEW NESS LORE JUST DROPPED.

Okay, so we all know that Ness loves theories, small town conspiracies, old legends, right? And the Lock Ness monster is a CLASSIC, right? DO YOU HEAR WHAT IM GETTING AT?? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EXCITED NESS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN DISCOVERING THEORIES ABOUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AS A KID?? AND THAT HIS NAME NESS?? JUST LIKE THE MONSTER???

OHMY GKD.

Guys I can't, I know for a fact that he believes in the lock Ness monster and that its his favourite cryptid/legend, 100%, its just true, he told me, actually. Ness would dedicate his entire life to the Freddy's case and in discovering what happened (it's such a huge case the town he lives in, of course he's going to go physco about it) but I just know he's got a whole nother theory board about the Loch Ness monster and all the hoaxes about it, why this is true and that isn't. Maybe he goes on a trip to Scottland one winter to try and seek out Nessie himself (it set him back so far in going to collage, like seriously, Mike would have scolded him so hard if they knew each other then)

He's got multiple little charms off Nessie on his bag and kept safe in his room, posters and printed out news papers with headlines of it. At one point he almost convinced himself it was smart to buy an original copy of one of the newspapers shipped from Scottland that would have set him back on rent, he just barely didn't do it, too. But it was for the best, he brought back a boatload of newspapers, photos and memorabilia from his trip. Enough to where he had to wear his big snow jacket on to the plane so he could fit it all in his bag.

The reason why he knows so much about the evolution of early mammals (other than it being incredibly interesting, the fact we evolved from that is extremely fascinating to him) is because of the Lock Ness monster. He has diagrams of what it's skeltal structure is, or at least what he believes could be, he can't say that it is without solid evidence other than a hunch and years of research. He links its genealogy back to this and that, starts a whole new research paper on how the Scottish seas (where Nessie comes from) could open up a whole new gene pool of what Ness could be or could have evolved from and what could have evolved from Nessie. What if Nessie is the last of its kind and the rest of its genus evolved Into something further? Something smaller, bigger? Was it abandoned by its kind and left here while they went onto bigger bodies of water? It boggles his mind. Getting to the bottom of this his life mission (besides the Freddy's case and woo'ing the cute security gaurd into giving him his number)

I, have... so much planned. This has spurred on my Ness and overall securitywaiter brainrot by SO much, and I will infact be going ahead and adding this to my Nestortheory lore😔

(Nestortheory is Ness' instagram, he's got silly (literally canon, I swear) stuff on there:))

Heheeh new Ness instagram posts hehe>:))

Ness' instagram account

Sparky's Diners account :)

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