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idk if it’s just me but hearing big plops when someone takes a fat dump just 😩
you're absolutely correct. good time for me to mention - the toilet I've got currently is like super eco friendly so the water level is low in the bowl when you sit down. and let me tell you, I've dropped some sizeable logs in that thing and the fall distance makes it sound like I'm pinching off rocks 😳 like if you've never had the experience of taking a satisfying shit and hearing a plunk echo off the toilet walls, it's suuuuper horny 🥴🥵