H E L P - Blog Posts

okay but who’s gonna tell us if there's a store called Delaware??? Like...is there?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

We just blocked s o many damn bots, and now it’s not showing us our actual followers??? Like, it says we have some, but it’s not showing them???? This shit is so confusing oml

H e l p

-☀️&🌸

Very stinky babies :D

-Lunar ✨

And now, an actual interaction we had with our friends. For context, they’re also a system.

*Us, exhausted and unwilling getting ready for band camp, running on an hour of sleep and antipsychotics*:

*our friends from England who have been up for hours, energized with several hyper littles spamming us*: HEY HEY HEY. DIDYA KNOW THAT MALE SHARKS HAVE TWO PENISES?!?!?!

*us, wishing we would’ve stayed in bed and or not have read that message*: *sigh* yes. You told us last week.

*them, easily forgets so much shit, oh my s gods how do they even remember us half of the time*: oh, well dO YA WANNA HEAR OUR THEORY ON MOONDROP?—

-Petal

Okay, we love and hear you out, but, please, we beg of you, not the puns-

Please-

You don’t understand, we have a sans alter-

you’ll give him iDEAS-

aaAA-

when there's fighting in headspace......... call that an altercation