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On second thought, I like yours better.
Pidge: Well, looks like the world is in trouble again.
Lance: Ah, yet again. What a tragedy that our evening is booked. *shoots Pidge a meaningful glare*.
Pidge: *grabs her super suit* Lance...
Lance: I know, I know, world first. *pulls on his super suit* But I’m still going to complain anyway. I mean, it took me two months to get you to agree to something romantic! Two months! I feel like the supervillains could wait a couple more hours to unleash hell on us, right?
Pidge: If supervillains planned their evil schemes around your convenience, they’d never get anything done. That’s why they don’t do it. I’m sure they’ve considered it, of course, it just didn’t fit in with their schedule.
(they run off into the distance, still bickering and bantering, their voices fading as they get further away)
Lance: Well, duh, but I think one friendly exception isn’t much to ask.
Pidge: From a supervillain?
Lance: Fair, but I’m still bitter. Two months of begging!
Pidge: Begging and blackmailing. Don’t forget blackmailing.
Lance: Of course! What’s love without a little blackmail?
I saw this, and . . .
I feel like we can all agree that Pidge would be the one trying to find her paladin armour for something, and Lance would be the one standing in the background whining "but you promised you'd have dinner with me! I had candles and music planned and everything! How could you do this to me?"