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Tbh I just laugh because WHY
Hiss like a cat
Imitate a dinosaur
Do your best Chewbacca impression
Start yodeling
Peel a hotdog while maintaining eye contact
Catcall them back (“well you’re a fantastic piece of dick”)
Say “thanks! This is my favorite meat suit!”
Whisper “I will eat your bones” as you pass them
Break into song like you’re in an irl musical
EAT THEM >:)