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I feel like Swerve will have to be this weird middleman, since he has knowledge of both cybertronian and human cultures (and sees himself as both human and cybertronian). That will lead to him having to mediate between the cybertronians and humans to help them understand each other better, since it's easy to see they are all moving toward a relationship, and understanding each other is important.

So with the cybertronians he's gonna have this conversation where he basically explain to them that the humans are very fragile and can't really survive outside of their planet without help (this is mostly for deadlock), and that humans live very short life, which means as much as they love them they would have to be aware of the fact that their time together will be short, and that would mean that they would have to bare the pain of loosing them. And they have to fully consider this fact before getting in any kind of relationship

Even though he himself, probably, haven't really grasped that fact, or knowledged it completely.

And then he has the conversation with the humans where he explains about mechanical lifeforms and their differences from organic lifeforms, and the fact that they technically don't really have gender or anything to tell them apart in that aspect (which is super important for their race) , or the most important fact that they are an acesexual species that reproduced completely differently and value close relationships and bonds... Which at the end will basically boil down to "I'm not saying you were planning to, but just in case, you can't fuck the giant alien robots, I'm sorry. "

Oh he absolutely would have these awkward little q&a sessions with everyone ahahah

Explaining humans to Cybertronians. And reverse.

He would also probably be the one to spill the lil fun secret about Cybertronians being able to read human EM fields. Deadlock would try to kill him for that~

Also kfsksikf

Swerve: Basically. You can't fuck a giant robot.

First Aid: A brave man looks for ways, a coward looks for excuses.

Everyone in the room:

OH MY GOD! I just got into them too. NCT 2020 is gonna be my first comback with them, and idk if Im gonna be able to take all of it. This is the most excited I’ve ever been for a comeback tho. We’ll see if I survive...

I Am Extremely Scared......

NCT is about to RUIN US with the NCT 2020 promotions. Like I got into NCT this year and I don’t think I’m ready to experience the all the teasers this time around in real time!

„as if it came out of memories of the Shire, some sunlit early morning,“

Another scene from The Two Towers!! 🍃

Watch me illustrate the entire LOTR series by accident 😭

Y’all don’t talk to me the Queen replied to me, I’m winning at life 🛐🛐🛐

P.S. chicken shop date is my favourite Matty Healy fanfic like ever.

P.P.S. Me after I saw the Queen reply to me

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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