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Slushy Night
Rod:
Come over?
Me:
Babe, it's 4 in the morning, how am I supposed to get to your house?
Rod:
I'll be over in five then
Me:
You are gonna be the death of me
(Read 4:03am)
I groan quietly when I hear the car motor outside, and drag my ass out the door. I make a dead bolt for the door of Rodricks van, quickly climbing in and slamming the door shut behind me. "Where are you dragging me to this time?" He grabs my hand and kisses the back of it, "Aw c'mon babe, stop acting like you hate it when I do this." "Yeah yeah, where are we going?" My annoyed demeanor drops when he smiles at me, my heart fluttering in the process. "7/11, 1 want a slushy."
He hands me the drink and we walk up to the cashier, letting him scan what we got and then quickly paying him in cash. Rod leads me out to his car and opens the passenger door for me, I put on a fake British accent, "why? Such a gentleman!" He snorts, and pecks my lips, "that was horrible." I put my hand on my chest, gasping dramatically, "how rude!" He rolls his eyes and bows down; putting on his own fake British accent, "I apologize my Queen, how ever shall I repay my wrongs?" I pretend to ponder it for a second, "hmmm, nap with me in the back."
"Is the Y/N L/N trying to get me to fuck her? And to think you were innocent."
i’m afflicted with
onlylikingsubbyand/orpath-eticmenosis
(omg…)
(me right now)
the duality of man
*teary eyed* “i love you both so munch— i mean much”
herald viktor… gimme five minutes and a hair tie
why can’t I find a boy my age?
my type:
when your types a nerd
pinterest…. what are you insinuating?
(yea)
SOMEONE GET ME A RAVI SINGH. THIS MAN IS THE GREENEST FLAG ALIVE GIVE ME ONE. 😩
which is very understandable
@billyburned
What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”
Why do I keep hearing this shit?
at this stage in spencer’s life he’s living out being a horny teen, because he was 12 in high school
currently choking on water cause i found a movie with jhutch AND mgg
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i mainly write for a female reader with she/her pronouns and all that, but i’m up for gender neutral + male as well if you feel like it :)
p.s. - there will be an event when i hit 100 - ari💗
requests — open
100 special event requests — ari’s dinner menu
✩ percy jackson — greek demigods (percy jackson, annabeth chase, luke castellan, grover underwood).
✩ books — the inheritance games (jameson hawthorne, grayson hawthorne, xander hawthorne), a good girl’s guide to murder (pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh)
✩ f1 — lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, logan sargent, daniel riccardo, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman.
✩ miscellaneous series — criminal minds (spencer reid, aaron hotchner), future man (josh futterman, wolf).
✩ anime — jujutsu kaisen (satoru gojo, yuji itadori, choso kamo, nanami kento).
✩ people i don’t know how to classify — steve harrington, matthew gray gubler, timothee chalamet, peter parker, five hargreeves, josh hutcherson, riley poole, walker scobell.
when i was a kid i had an OBESE crush on aidan gallagher in nicky, ricky, dicky, and dawn. now i look at him as this pyscho killer, and hes way more hot like how you go from
this:
to this:
(i’d let him nicky, ricky and dick-me down)
“he’s so baby girl”…. is a 40 year old man
I like my men smart
I can’t fix him…. But I can fuck him
14x08
Spencer’s hands… save me
The way I would let this man break my back like a glow stick
oops sorry that was me guys
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.
Me too girly
This is random, but I’m madly in love with Matthew Gray Gubler. It’s a problem at this point.
I am so normal for them
I have never been so jealous of a piece of candy
They glazed him like a donut
@futturmangamez