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I personally found Avery very very boring and basic
She was a PAIN to have as a protagonist, she was very one dimensional and Plain
And I think Lyra Kane is gonna be just as boring. I NEED some spice, some SEMBLANCE of personality
Avery's personality is white, plain, Sugar-y asf spoilt Milk.
I betchu lyras is gonna be worse—
Kinda sorry to the Lyra Kane fans tho
Like I've read so many books and after one point you can predict what type of charectors an author can write. You understand their scope and calibre.
And like, even though the Hawthornes are portrayed as these hot sexy god-like bois who make women loose their minds I NEVER ever felt it
(probably cuz I'm gay—)
But my point is, with certain charectors like - Kenji Kishmoto, Aaron Warner, Kaz Brekker, Percy Jackson, Cardan Greenbriar, Malini (from da jasmine throne), alex claremont-diaz, Lord Thyco you can like FEEL the aura, the 'hot' aura
Like their PERSONALITIES contribute to the hotness.
• Kenji's obsession with tangled, his ability to calm people, his goofiness, him genuinely giving a fuck abt people, not being a Gale Hawthorne, and his obsession for Nazeera, his willingness to sacrifice himself for his friends
• Aaron's fashion sense, his willingness to burn the world for her, to wait for her, helping her become powerful, helping her find herself i.e re-discover her past, and eating a cookie with a knife and fork ; ‘Come back here’ ‘Home’, ‘lyhfml’
• Kaz Brekker ripping a guy's eye out for his girl, finding her parents for her, freeing her from her indenture and her sexual trauma, wanting to bottle up her laugh and get drunk on it, his crazy revenge plans, ‘I would've come for you’, dropping a guy from a tower for objectifying women.
• Percy simping for Annabeth and jumping into tartarus with her and almost dying for her, respecting his mom, having a loveable persona, standing up to the gods, messing with the gods, being sarcastic and a great leader.
•Cardan Greenbriar begging Jude to come back to him and allowing her to murder/attempt to murder him again and again and making her the queen of Elfhelm so she feels one with the magic
• Princess Malini of Parijatdvipada helping her girlfriend find herself, making her remember her childhood, save her people and her culture, re-discover her magic, establish a relationship with her brother, making her truly HAPPY and WHOLE again, Refusing to burn on that pyre
•Alex claremont-diaz giving his boyfriend the strength to truly be himself, helping him ; LIKE actually doing wonders for his man, gives him the courage to come out to his family, is actually there for henry (the boyfriend) whenever he needs him, goes after Henry and their relationship, the Texas campaign—
• Lord Thyco accepting his boyfriend, showing him he's not a burden but a blessing, bringing out the best in him, helping his boyfriend and his bestfriend by not letting them die on the streets
But with the Hawthornes it's like, you're supposed to think they're hot, end of story.
Why are they hot?
Idk
The only hawthorne I actually like is Grayson, because he reminds me of Henry from red white and royal blue.
I read the whole series for him and I don't think he and Lyra should be a thing
He should be gay. Chilling somewhere FAAARRR away from the rest of the Hawthornes. With his boyfriend.
End. Of. Story.
Like but the rest of the Hawthornes are like
Jameson → ick personified
Xander → Random asf (scones? Jlb, ik you were trynna be different, just give the man a cookie—)
Nash → Don't. Get. Me. Started.
The rest of the charectors I stated as examples for hot? They had charector development, they helped their s/o-s grow with them.
I don't think the Hawthornes really did that.
And they have potential, with nash being a cowboy, Jameson loving mysteries and whatnot but it's not well executed.
Don't tell me that it's a mystery puzzle kinda book, you can't have best of both worlds.
Again, all the charectors I stated above are from action packed fun books and they have great personality.
Also shout out to Ravi Singh from a good girl's guide to murder. He has an amazing personality.
HOT TAKE
Am I the only one who thinks Avery is a bit boring?
Like her only personality trait is obsessing over the Hawthornes, and being SmArT
Gurl 🙄✋
In my native place we call PPL like her desperate, we call them hens💀—
Sorry someone had to
Literally me trying to find her personality
I'm sorry Avery stans but I had to say it.....
No hate to jlb or Avery
She's just like Bella swan tho 💀
Lowkey think the latter is better
Like Avery is SO dem full of herself
Eg
Extert from the Hawthorne Legacy
“Thea's poker face was good, but mine was better”
Gurl stop.
I know ppl who coul have your eyes out on a platter
And the famous quote of hers is -
“My house my rules.”
My honest opinion -
A) Did she actually say that?
B) You know who else says this? My mom
And after she donates the money she's like
“oH mY gAwD iM sOoO kInD”
*wheeze
I cant—
We KNOW you donated like 94% of the money (which was pretty dumb u could've donated like 50%) [Tobias' ghost is having a seizure]
You don't have to RUB IT IN OUT FACES OMG
At some points in the book I wanted to jump in and beat her up.
Next hot take -
Jameson's mid asf
My wife number three y'all 💗
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✩ percy jackson — greek demigods (percy jackson, annabeth chase, luke castellan, grover underwood).
✩ books — the inheritance games (jameson hawthorne, grayson hawthorne, xander hawthorne), a good girl’s guide to murder (pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh)
✩ f1 — lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, logan sargent, daniel riccardo, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman.
✩ miscellaneous series — criminal minds (spencer reid, aaron hotchner), future man (josh futterman, wolf).
✩ anime — jujutsu kaisen (satoru gojo, yuji itadori, choso kamo, nanami kento).
✩ people i don’t know how to classify — steve harrington, matthew gray gubler, timothee chalamet, peter parker, five hargreeves, josh hutcherson, riley poole, walker scobell.