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HOT TAKE
Am I the only one who thinks Avery is a bit boring?
Like her only personality trait is obsessing over the Hawthornes, and being SmArT
Gurl 🙄✋
In my native place we call PPL like her desperate, we call them hens💀—
Sorry someone had to
Literally me trying to find her personality
I'm sorry Avery stans but I had to say it.....
No hate to jlb or Avery
She's just like Bella swan tho 💀
Lowkey think the latter is better
Like Avery is SO dem full of herself
Eg
Extert from the Hawthorne Legacy
“Thea's poker face was good, but mine was better”
Gurl stop.
I know ppl who coul have your eyes out on a platter
And the famous quote of hers is -
“My house my rules.”
My honest opinion -
A) Did she actually say that?
B) You know who else says this? My mom
And after she donates the money she's like
“oH mY gAwD iM sOoO kInD”
*wheeze
I cant—
We KNOW you donated like 94% of the money (which was pretty dumb u could've donated like 50%) [Tobias' ghost is having a seizure]
You don't have to RUB IT IN OUT FACES OMG
At some points in the book I wanted to jump in and beat her up.
Next hot take -
Jameson's mid asf